Rambler News in one night:

"Al Qaeda threatens Russia"
"Al-Qaeda threatens Obama’s grandmother"

There’s something like “Al Qaeda puts you in tea until you look” and you can’t go to Rambler anymore.

You will smell like Pope Carlos all night! and :)
XXX: Making a doll from a barrel?
YYY: I am not barren!! and :(

I wonder when Friday the 13th will coincide with April 1st.
I: Em, did you understand what you said?
She: What is that?? to

How to name a new file?
1: "blade ketaians" or "disagreements with suppliers"?

Hello, on the new "The Tired" walked? What will you say?
I: I went, you for the magazine or my personal?
Are the two strongly different?
I: If I could write the truth in a magazine, I would write: “The Great Film, about the Great War... Mikhalkov, with the cinema.”
Damn that we can’t print it. = = (

Case at work. I work in a computer firm, with a colleague (K) went to one organization (called) which produces cosmetics for the network of pharmacies 36.6. We came, made the compass, we wait for the calculation. And then a colleague started:
Take a cream for your face.
Aunt from the company - Take young men to wife!
K – thank you!
And you take your wife!
I am not married, thank you.
If you are not married, take a hand cream.

I got the electricity when I stood with my colleague in the cigarette.)))

I wanted to send my boyfriend a picture of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and in response I got a message: “You’re definitely all in mom.”

Jane: Desire to Contact the Ring of Almighty
My uncle did that.
A Jewellery Uncle?
The Uncle Sauron.

Damn, and it is only in my city that pharmacists do not comment on the purchase of condoms or tests, the sellers in the supermarket do not rush over the incompatibility of my purchases, and the turn does not lie out of quick jokes? Tell me where to go, where to have fun.