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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113371
 14.05.2015
The candle:
I can say with certainty that in the toilet, in the bathroom, in the kitchen we often miss wifi. I do not know if this is normal.

by Steel_Cat
normally
For in these rooms it is necessary to scratch, wash and eat, and not scratch in the inlet.)))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113370
 14.05.2015
Even 5-10 years ago, I was convinced that semi-fabricates are used only by lazy people and idiots. Now I am a lazy and an idiot.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113369
 14.05.2015
XXX: I understand correctly that the design
function somefun() : void
Does it mean that we write a function that does not return values?
YYY: Yes, right
YYY: What language is this?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №113368
 14.05.2015
lnkr: And in general, I hate all these program messages like "you entered the wrong password"
I better know what my password is, damn iron!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №113367
 14.05.2015
xxx: Where do I place the ad?"I am looking for a job!I want to work as a child in a kindergarten.I will consider options from the youngest to the preparatory group.I do not offer a pool group!I undertake:eat well, sleep well in a quiet hour,toys can bring my own!(Shenzhenka 52 years old)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113366
 14.05.2015
From Habr.
From comments to the article "Porno and video games lead to problems in the development of male characteristics in men"
The xxx:
Porn is another evil. I have been shaking from 12 years. In recent years, Pipiska has not even stood up on the most perverted porn.
I am 26 and still a virgin. Get rid of porn, guys.
YYYY :
Linux is not a scam, but sex with elements of sadomasochism. You are confused again, sir.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113365
 14.05.2015
In the description of the device failure, the chief engineer wrote: "and as we assume, this is where the vacuum leak is going on".

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113364
 14.05.2015
One of the patients stated that in front of him – the mouth of a horse, which occupies half the room, in the window advanced a tongue, which does not fit on the window, and on the luster roar an unknown to science beast with giant spikes. Maybe it was the first time I watched House 2 on TV.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113363
 14.05.2015
My grandmother went to the venereologist.
The veins say it hurts.

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