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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №16498
 14.05.2009
People who are not interested in photography should be listed in the Red Book.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №16497
 14.05.2009
<Vopl> well, because the gods do not burn the shells!
<Nika> ah, not emo black metal play
<oooPoops> not brunettes caps clamp
<Pen> does not use the server to raise.
<654Cvetocheg> not politicians save the country!
<chelobek> not mosquitoes bite the nose
<Admin>Aha, and not the debility of the forum? Well, they quickly deleted their own accounts, or I was drunk.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №16496
 14.05.2009
Where to call to remove the dog’s body?
Chapter 2: Calling the Pellets

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №16495
 14.05.2009
HHH
Well, well it’s not great, great it’s not great, etc.) you just need to see the positive in everything)))
WOWU
What is positive in the haunt? O___O
HHH
It is a fertilizer!!!!!!!!! to
WOWU
fucking
WOWU
You won

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №16494
 14.05.2009
Suddenly came out a video banner of one porn site, the following plot: a naked girl stands in a cancer-like posture, and a man dressed in a tro-Jewish swallowing her pope with a piece of pork and a concise slogan under it all - "The most perverted of your fantasies!"
This is what I understand as a creative approach in marketing.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №16493
 14.05.2009
Yesterday an old acquaintance arrived. He lives in the city of Energodar and works at a nuclear power plant. He says, his wife was taken to the maternity house on December 22 (this is the day of energy). He told his wife that if he gave birth on the 22nd, he would call his son Megavolt.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №16492
 14.05.2009
PaHeTo4ka: It is HURRY!It will be on the 26th of May in the Circus. ?
Foby: With the place they guessed...

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16491
 14.05.2009
Klyopa: So tell me, who of today’s children will think of bringing a condenser to school and whispering friends with electricity?
by Vic :)
Vic: I hated these peppers at school.
by Klyopa:
) and I walked and whirled

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №16490
 14.05.2009
Why are you so sad?
yyy: the lock on the width of the sense of humor.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №16489
 14.05.2009
Do you believe in bubbles?
and no. Only in columns.
Oh, and who is it?
I will not say! I will only believe in them!!! to

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16488
 14.05.2009
An example of female logic, tells a familiar defushka:
I really liked one guy, and one day I drank too much and offered him to date, he agreed. In the morning I became so ashamed, so ashamed, I called him and said I didn’t want to meet him.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №16487
 14.05.2009
Don’t take the beetle.
Which?
The one I ate)
I am the one you ate!
Then take...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16486
 14.05.2009
A girl with a guy in the electric car:
Why did you respond so rude to me today?! to
He is :?? to
She (showing the phone): where are the smiley?! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №16485
 14.05.2009
She grew up, like Mammoth, broke twice...and where did she jump with wild speed...This is -Anal? Nippon has tried...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №16484
 14.05.2009
From the Boss:
Putin has no dreams. He is already Putin.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №16483
 14.05.2009
XXX: All day terrible things happen to me.
XXX: Eating today
I’m afraid to listen further.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №16482
 14.05.2009
They sat with the boys at the pool, drank and remembered their childhood.
I learned about the fact that I couldn’t smoke at the senovale at 8 years old, until now, traces have remained.
YYY: Is it burned?? to
HH: No, I was out.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №16481
 14.05.2009
Love your neighbor, turn off the distant.

[ + 44 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16480
 14.05.2009
About the companions.

When I go on the road, I always take companions if someone votes.
They are different. They are interesting.

and melomans.

My music in the car is a switch for 12 MP3 discs. What is there only
not there. If the playlist shows this to anyone, you can go straight into the fool.
to form. From a collection of children's songs from cartoons to Bašlalchev
The same thing. And the loser is always in the random track mode, I don’t like it.
of uniformity. My wife calls it that regime. “Radio Dure”

And here one night, behind Tver, a pair, a goose and a goose. Guitar and skin.
chain-clamps, the shorter attribute reflects a brightly expressed style,
Only I don’t understand them very well.

They sat down, and I was not painfully speaking, I made the music louder. there
Shevchuk just sang about "... on the road columns crowns as lighthouses of lived
“That’s like a pack of cigarettes. I see it, I like it,
the heads so in tact whisper, the gargarot from behind even sings quietly, on the
Half-octave doesn’t really get, but it’s a fist. It is nice when people
The taste is similar to yours. Then another like Leo there with B-2 about the big ones.
The city is singing...

And then once! - hopes out boldly so Yura Щатунов and begins "Nimnoga"
“Type by Stiklow, but the wicked Moroccan.”
How they turned! Probably the dentist didn’t care about it.
Then how did Muromov say about apples in the snow, or Barykin about
I will ride a bicycle for a long time. No, understand me right, I am not a sadist. but
Not even a DJ. I’m just crawling the bear. I look at them now.
full of. I think it's okay, only if the heart doesn't catch up. And when my
"Beyond the yellow apple of the moon, by the red apple"
Sunset,” they asked to stop.

So we went out in the rain at night. and melomans. I would say I would turn it off.
* * * *

The artist.

And another time took the artist to Valentine. I was driving at ETU.
Valentina, who understands, is a well-known place behind the Wolf, where these
The artists gather, they have a bedroom there. You go, you go, you go, you go, you go, you go.
fishing, and they stand and stand along the road with their
And they paint everything, they paint something, they look at the distance.
Frogs, frogs and frogs!

Well, I picked up this artist. Then I think, I’d rather be him.
stunned and sat down. My whole brain is drunk. The dog behind is crazy.
She came down, she had never heard anyone talk for three hours in a row, and
Not the TV. At the end, I started nervously screaming over his ear, and I was behind his ear.
At first I was very worried, and then I think: yes, he was with him, Van Gogh didn't bother.
Yes is.

It happened that time.
* * * *

The Grandmother.

I put my grandmother back again. Early in the morning, probably around five. She Long
She stood, wept, and said, “Oh, how warm you are.
Car, oh what a good car you have, and you can't hear how it's driving, oh
You stopped well, or I thought I was going back home.”

I also love old people, only when they’re not speechless.
The grandmother quickly understood the matter and kept quiet. Calmed, heated and
Seems to sleep. And I do not look. Half a hundred kilometers for refuelling
I thought, fucking, where did my grandmother go? I did not ask. I will so
and carefully. It turns out that she is five kilometers away from home, and she must go to the church.
By the dawn. A big party. I think it is nonsense,
They prayed.

What to do? The grandmother must be brought back. In order to plant and
to go on. She says, “From the old fool! Burn it, my son. No is
Go back, don’t go back anyway. Someday I’ll get well, and I’m up.
At the turn. Here she says, “Son, don’t you go through the Torzhok?”
“Not by, but by” Oh! See also! Take me to the torch, dear! I have
There is snow! I hadn’t been there for seven years!”

Go to Torch. At home he says, “Posignal, son. Snow will see what.
I came to the car, her eyes will fall to the floor,” I squeezed, not difficult.
People right through the windows. Well, I played again while she knocked on the door.
I looked, I jumped out, I ran away from the car, I opened the door to her, I shake my leg. I still
from work, lapsard, stickers, border coat... such, nothing to yourself,
The Capital Six. I get my grandmother out of the car.
and carefully. No hurry to get the beauty of the moment behind the curtains
to record.

Here the snake rushes, the eyes hold with his hands. Grandma was pleased.
They dragged me into the house, tea and cakes.

There were black cakes.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №16479
 14.05.2009
A condom is not a betrayal, right?
and ah! And with a glue, it is not a murder...

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