BLA, today from the morning the rainbow was normal, I was driving in the trolley on a rabbit. In the vicinity of Qigladze in the front door crashed a bombardment, people in search of rescue transferred to the end of the transport, through two stops entered the same delicious in the back, gathered in a dense and well-consolidated group of people took defensive positions in the center of transport, but the insidious misery took over, the Pushkin in the middle entered a third, thus breaking people into two small groups, condemning them to independent survival in this evil world.
I was born with the idea that it was a clearly planned action)))

xxx: I have a microwave oven "Horizon" - the third year works like a clock.

YYY: I understand that nothing works in the oven except the clock.

ByeKitty: Dad decided to make a birthday present
He says, you see it, my wallet lies - open it, everything you find is yours! Naturally, he left there exactly the amount he wanted me to find. But it sounds like it! :)
Only the dad didn’t account for his credit card with the scratched PIN code on it.
But he said all his life that his word was iron. Therefore, only scratching my teeth wanted to note well.

You were so in a hurry that you forgot the keys?
Vitalys: well fucking... fucking fucking... this is fucking fucking... fucking fucking... I thought I was fucking these fucking keys!!!! to
Damn, write in Latin. I am from the phone.
Spasibo shto skazala :-)

Sorry for UH, said the patient, I stretch the duck to the nurse...

Coffee would...
I would fucking...

I'm a multi-millionaire, but I can't find a decent girl!
You can think of us as if we didn’t chew...

I have an exam tomorrow, help me with the collective mind.
A servant in the army will help.

You are a thief!
YYY : Why?
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I bought it for 9,000.
You are a fool :)

of Olken)
Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi
I definitely need to share – I drove around the city and the road yesterday!!!! Ura! Oh wow!!! to

Lord Cheshire
Who gave you the driving?

Olken
Why when I talk about this, everyone asks this question!???? to

to this:

The airline interrupted air traffic in Europe again.
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I really thought at first that this was the real name of the volcano, and I didn't even start reading it, but then my eye saw that something was wrong here )))))))))))

YYYY
We have different cockroaches in our heads.

XXX is
I have sex.)

I didn't watch TV for 4 months, yesterday turned on, stumbled on channels, decided to sell a telephone.

Freestyler
Are you with FreeBSD on you or on you?

QNX
to your Majesty)

The cat yesterday locked up in the suitcase and refused to go out.
Do you need a passport and a helicopter?
Aha, and the eggs back x)

Why is the third always ZZZ? He will be YY.
HHH
WOWU

Everything is in Russian :)

In the bus:
Well, I went there, looked at the model series, chose. They have all this so well put, you can choose a fitting for the outside and for the inside. Well, I ordered a bordello on the outside, and inside I chose such a fabric under silk, in pink flowers, lively so that it would be... And Sergey told me that I was stupid, I ordered a cloth in a flower in the grave.

We are working on creating a program to extract the info from the file and copy it to BD. Then suddenly, admin comes up:
A: Joba in the mouth
A: What kind of thing does this work for me?!!!! to
A: Where is the hammer? The journey is alive.
The Curtain O

I walk down the street, I see a man standing and holding an orange road cap in his hands.
XHH: It turned...
VLC Media Player is advertising...

But the cats communicate on a pure binary code: meu and not meu.

%username1% Help us! When my boyfriend gets drunk, he always starts harassing me. I reject him because I am convinced that you can’t have sex in a drunken form before the wedding. But the problem is that my boyfriend is sober and says he’s not my boyfriend and doesn’t even say hello. It is some impasse!
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You have to be a very brave man to be a coward in the Red Army. I.V. Stalin