Here is the end of the world - what will you do?
YYY: First I will die, and there it will be seen.

The harm of beer to the human body is very extensive. Death of brain cells (which, dying, enter the bloodstream, are filtered by the kidneys and leave with the urine)
Y: The New Concept – Brain Shed

There is actually a lover for sex. My wife is a saint! 😉
Wow, you can’t whisper in a loved one!

xxx: Should black people be allowed to play for the Russian national football team?
YYY: Should the Russian national team be allowed to play football?

In Belarus, like in Harry Potter, there is "The One You Can't Call"

A huge thank you to everyone who has worked hard here about the suddenly ending toilet paper!
After work went to the store and with the thought "and little" bought the packaging. Not in vain, not in vain.

In Bishkek on the Day of Victory turned T-34. According to the Lieutenant Colonel of the Ministry of Defense, “it was slippery.”

But we in South Sakhalinsk have Sapernaya street...but for some reason there is only one house on it...and that 10th.

Let the prostitutes undercover, the pitards fucking, break me out of the gangs to cheat!
XH: O_o
Ohhhh no! No is! Do not eat!! to
admin: player xxx - amused for 72 hours. The reason is inattention.

Hi Vyacheslav Arkadievich. A secret fan writes to you. In recent years, you have achieved great success with your team. What you did yesterday deserves respect. In your interview, you said you didn’t watch Canadian games, but movies about war. Could you write what you were looking at?

With respect,

D. Lawyer

She is mining?! Fouououou...
He said, “Try, then you won’t take your ears away.”

Two old women are sitting down and discussing the news of the killing of bin Laden. One said, “It’s a pity that bin Laden was killed. Now someone inappropriate will come in his place and will explode everything in a row.

I watched several series "Survive at any cost" - the number of suitable products in the refrigerator tripled.

I have six months of work today! Here is the cake.
The equator, the equator :)
A fellow :?? to

We sit in the student’s dining room and eat. And then on a loud communication suddenly:" WARNING! WARNING!FIRE..."
At least anyone rushed to the way out.Not everyone sits down and eats peacefully...

A friend from a cafeteria came here very pleased. Of course, he asked him, was he as pleased as Boba found.
Do you fucking keep silent?
He: Yeah, I wave the feathers.
I too am a hero, fuck him there to break
And here he gets... router fucking!! This is a unique guy.

Hellchicken

I was not lucky today - the first time in Moscow and the black cat crossed the road (
Yyy: But the cat was lucky, she crossed the road in Moscow.

I called the MTS today to clarify the service. I called before, but recently they started asking how to call you? And I decided to bow down, and I lamented, call me “My Lord.” This is the service, I was called almost 10 minutes "My gentleman"!!!)) MTS with respect!! to

XXX: I left him.
YYY : Why? = = /
xxx: Imagine, I come from work, and this idiot in the bathroom with cancer stands, cries, stands, and the head in the washing machine. Interested in entering or not?
yyy : )))
xxx: Father had to disassemble the floor of the washing machine to get his pumpkin out of there. 27 years of man.
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When they say ‘This country (Russia) is invincible’ I agree with this phrase like no one else. Because in this country it is impossible to defeat: corruption, folk pohoism and fools.