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[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №47432
 14.05.2011
Here is the end of the world - what will you do?
YYY: First I will die, and there it will be seen.

[ + 53 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47431
 14.05.2011
The harm of beer to the human body is very extensive. Death of brain cells (which, dying, enter the bloodstream, are filtered by the kidneys and leave with the urine)
Y: The New Concept – Brain Shed

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №47430
 14.05.2011
There is actually a lover for sex. My wife is a saint! ?
Wow, you can’t whisper in a loved one!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №47429
 14.05.2011
xxx: Should black people be allowed to play for the Russian national football team?
YYY: Should the Russian national team be allowed to play football?

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №47428
 14.05.2011
In Belarus, like in Harry Potter, there is "The One You Can't Call"

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №47427
 14.05.2011
A huge thank you to everyone who has worked hard here about the suddenly ending toilet paper!
After work went to the store and with the thought "and little" bought the packaging. Not in vain, not in vain.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №47426
 14.05.2011
In Bishkek on the Day of Victory turned T-34. According to the Lieutenant Colonel of the Ministry of Defense, “it was slippery.”

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47425
 14.05.2011
But we in South Sakhalinsk have Sapernaya street...but for some reason there is only one house on it...and that 10th.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №47424
 14.05.2011
Let the prostitutes undercover, the pitards fucking, break me out of the gangs to cheat!
XH: O_o
Ohhhh no! No is! Do not eat!! to
admin: player xxx - amused for 72 hours. The reason is inattention.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №47423
 14.05.2011
Hi Vyacheslav Arkadievich. A secret fan writes to you. In recent years, you have achieved great success with your team. What you did yesterday deserves respect. In your interview, you said you didn’t watch Canadian games, but movies about war. Could you write what you were looking at?

With respect,

D. Lawyer

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №47422
 14.05.2011
She is mining?! Fouououou...
He said, “Try, then you won’t take your ears away.”

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47421
 14.05.2011
Two old women are sitting down and discussing the news of the killing of bin Laden. One said, “It’s a pity that bin Laden was killed. Now someone inappropriate will come in his place and will explode everything in a row.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №47420
 14.05.2011
I watched several series "Survive at any cost" - the number of suitable products in the refrigerator tripled.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №47419
 14.05.2011
I have six months of work today! Here is the cake.
The equator, the equator :)
A fellow :?? to

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №47418
 14.05.2011
We sit in the student’s dining room and eat. And then on a loud communication suddenly:" WARNING! WARNING!FIRE..."
At least anyone rushed to the way out.Not everyone sits down and eats peacefully...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №47417
 14.05.2011
A friend from a cafeteria came here very pleased. Of course, he asked him, was he as pleased as Boba found.
Do you fucking keep silent?
He: Yeah, I wave the feathers.
I too am a hero, fuck him there to break
And here he gets... router fucking!! This is a unique guy.

Hellchicken

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №47416
 14.05.2011
I was not lucky today - the first time in Moscow and the black cat crossed the road (
Yyy: But the cat was lucky, she crossed the road in Moscow.

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №47415
 14.05.2011
I called the MTS today to clarify the service. I called before, but recently they started asking how to call you? And I decided to bow down, and I lamented, call me “My Lord.” This is the service, I was called almost 10 minutes "My gentleman"!!!)) MTS with respect!! to

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №47414
 14.05.2011
XXX: I left him.
YYY : Why? = = /
xxx: Imagine, I come from work, and this idiot in the bathroom with cancer stands, cries, stands, and the head in the washing machine. Interested in entering or not?
yyy : )))
xxx: Father had to disassemble the floor of the washing machine to get his pumpkin out of there. 27 years of man.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 67 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47413
 14.05.2011
When they say ‘This country (Russia) is invincible’ I agree with this phrase like no one else. Because in this country it is impossible to defeat: corruption, folk pohoism and fools.

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