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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №158022
 14.05.2022
I went to work by tram. For a couple of stops to the end point, the tram chatted and stopped, a little standing, the driver ran to the street, returned and the speaker reports, - dear passengers, the tram broke, please move to the next, tickets are kept. Well, okay, we fall out of the crowd and the next tram just arrives, everyone enters it, distributes around the salon, presents tickets and... we stand, the tram before us does not go, broke.

I walked to the end.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №158021
 14.05.2022
Everyone’s life beats, just a few.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №158020
 14.05.2022
I’ve been afraid of dogs all my life. I got married, my husband wanted a dog and I wanted a cat. I refused dogs and my husband refused cats because he didn’t like them. But once in the winter we returned from the guests and saw a dead puppy on the road. I don’t know what moved me, but I grabbed this baby and immediately started calling the 24-hour clinics. My husband was in shock, but he was quietly driving with me around the city. In two clinics said that the puppy is not a resident, and in the third took to bring him back to a full life. and healed! There was only a slight crumb and a frozen ear. The puppy grew up into a small ridiculous dog, earsome and thick, but modest and obedient, I loved him with all my heart, with pleasure go for a walk with him, run on the weekend in the park.
Late in the evening my husband called me and said he had found a dead cat. We went to the same clinic where the cat was rescued. He has a small jaw problem and also a frozen ear. The husband loves the cat, they roll on the couch together and watch football. I now penetrated into the dogs and my husband into the cats.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №158019
 14.05.2022
Russia is the only country in the world that is surrounded by the West from all sides of the world.

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