avrora > remembers the story of the Neomort
For the first time, he was on his way to Silliger.
He also wanted to buy batteries in a photocopy, for which he needed a 24-hour store like a supermarket.
In general, at three o’clock in the night, a major Moscow car stops in some deaf village in the Tverska region...there comes out such a glamorous man and asks the first aboriginal who is caught – “Do you have a supermarket?”
The man was not confused, he replied "I have no!"
[21:02] <ILVOR> - Yesterday I ate watermelon and then I was upset...
[21:02] <xxx> - Maybe it’s not because of watermelon?
[21:03] <ILVOR> - I also sinned at first on peaches, but then again ate peaches and again got upset... :)
All my life I have dreamed of being the one who decides everything.
At three o’clock in the night, the worried grandfather runs into the reception room.
Two grandmothers. My grandfather has a lifeless body of a grandson of three to four years.
Relatives in support, but through the heme worried. I ask what
has occurred. In the evening, the guests came and sat at the table.
A child sitting under the table is unconscious. I see the baby pink, pupils
The same thing, for the ear, the mouth rattles. I got a diagnosis and
The treatment. Relatives I say, you looked at the clock - 3 nights, he has you.
He just sleeps.
Moschev asks Peter:
What do you think of the creation of Cereteli?
So you need it!
Kropotkin: go faster, or the wanton will disappear
ANET: And who is he?? to
Kropotkin: This is a mythical beast that hangs a programmer for the night before the job is given, struggles with his laziness, closes access to games and forces him to do his job.
g@ivеr (01:19:21 11/06/2008)
What kind of a drunk I am???The Zombie Zombie
cy4k@ (01:19:42 11/06/2008)
So you told me that same day!!!! to
g@ivеr (01:20:20 11/06/2008)
I was so drunk!!!!! to
I sit on the object, crawling in the switching shield. The task is to find and sign the phase on a hundred and forty lines. Work for the whole day, boring, diligent and a little dangerous, because 220 volts is still a little bit, but unpleasant. A local electrician, an elderly man, arrives and is rubbed in places to holes. He looked at me for a few minutes and said:
Are you using these devices here? Go, boy, and prepare all the labels right away.
Then one hand is taken to zero, and the index finger of the other hand begins to tick in the contacts in turn. He periodically shakes a little and says:
B to J! The phase! Go to.
I give him a label, he sticks and goes on. In a few seconds again:
B to J! The phase! Go to.
Well done in half an hour.
Leo K[0]T Fiere: - She painted her hair and painted her ear =(. Now it is a stunning castan color. What to wash?
Lex Shalandin: Dress the second.
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The book "Female Secrets. The First Sexual Experience: Stories of Real Women
Here are about 500 stories of 213 women about their first sexual experience. These are absolutely honest stories told by real women without embarrassment or ornamentation.
to shower. women have more than two first sexual experiences)))))))
A friend said:
They are everywhere. At every crossroads and behind every turn... a strange day.
Theory of Probability. From a state of deep thoughtfulness, accompanied by a speed of forty kilometers (and this is in the second row), the inevitable upsurge of the feeding stick".
With a stormy joy, I jump out of the car and with a radiant smile and open arms rush to the sergeant:
Oh yeah, you are a serenity! How beautiful you are! Yesterday you burned in the gay club! Go, I will embrace you!
The inspector’s face, which was not yet brilliant with intelligence, instantly becomes red, then whitened, and then red again. The hand dies at the cradle of the foursquare, and the greeting of the City Gai, the sergeant..." is stuck in the throat with a stone. His older partner, ohuev of amazement, stumbled, fossilized with round eyes.
The Prophet! Thank you for reminding me, we’ll call you tonight.
By doing everything we can, trying not to shrink until we recovered, running back into the unstopped car and gases.
I turned around the corner. I could not go further, tears were shed from my eyes, I was shaking in hysteria... AAAAAAAAAA)))))))) SУУУУУКААААААА! )))))))))))))))))))