In the "Cinema" article:

HHH
If I write that it is not dry. Not to dry. What if you are dry? You decided to fuck. It is Web. Do not forget to dry. Before this

WOWU
Are the letters on the keyboard paid?

At home, the holiday atmosphere - his wife refused to sell cigarettes without a passport. I did not believe my word.
Dancing and singing. A little longer and the birds will begin to fly to her and the whites will run away.

This was not the case with our Russian school.

Approximately that, probably.

With Picaboo, on the discussion of the last puddle in action:
was reminded. Once started to print some document, and in the process of printing the paper is chewed by the printer. I open, pull out the cartridge, slowly pull the trapped leaflet and here... comes Admin (A). His eyes instantly become the same size as that of the Shrek cat: "What are you doing?and "
I’ve stuck the paper, I get it.
Do you get it yourself?
Yes, and what, can we not?
Yes, I can, but nobody can do it on their own.
Another minute pause.
Do you not use injector?
I use it, can’t I?
A - In the morning it fell, the whole office on the ears, and your offices are silent.
I - So I went the router restarted with suppliers, everything worked.
You are the wrong plankton. You only use the cartridges used to change.

xxx: I love you
YYY: and I love you more.)
No, your mother, I love you more!
YYY: Yes, I’m ready to go through the details of Lego for you!
XXX: Come out for me!

Why are you so one-sided?
Someone hit the head of weight loss, and in his head only diets, only the gym - let him, this is his life, the main thing, so that others do not bother with this. The other person understands that when his exchange of leanness can beined by eating all his life only a salad leaf a day, and does not want to go for it - his right.
The same with socks / sandals, wear - wear, don't wear - for the sake of God, your choice
And the fact that you are someone because of discrepancies on these, as I see, very fundamental issues you will not consider as a sexual object, so maybe a small loss?

I came home after a long break. A cute computer.

From Tabu:

xxx: Maybe to go back to the radio business... to buy parts and tie up some unknown unnecessary stuff...
xxx: Plus there is a memory card Memory Stick Pro Duo without a body, and where to go - I don't know.
Make an amulet.
xxx: + 2 GB to memory? :D

From the php textbook: "time of completion of the endless cycle – half a minute"
Now I know what infinity is.

Today P. Poroshenko was stuck for a strange occupation. His cortex stopped in front of the lighthouse.

In the evening, everybody is already drunk. The girls sit and listen to music and sing, while the boys try to melt the bath. And there is one of them: boys! They started singing Lepsa, this is the last line!

This is the window I often see after leaving the game. (It only appeared once when the screenshot was taken. It is usually closed):
[Link to the screenshot with the Origin'a broadcast included]
What is it, how to turn it off, why "translation" disappeared from Origin"s settings and who turned this shit on? I do not need it. I want to turn off.

YYY: That is the same shit.

Zzzz: Do you think they are watching you?

XXX: And my bread from the bakery began to disappear.

"This is a country of dissatisfied by definition. People are born with an acid mine on their face. In summer, s..a, hot, in winter, b...y, cold, always everything is not the same.

Sergey Shnurov

and Twitter:

Nigerian footballer Peter Odemwingi has denied the presence of a staff wizard in the national team. "We work with freelancers", - emphasized the forward.

Why is it forbidden to deny the facts of the Second World War, and to deny the fact of the victory of the Cromanyons over the Neanderthals is not simply permitted, but is recommended by the church and REN-TV?

Is it possible to fly faster than the speed of light?
Y: It is quite possible and there is a theoretical basis for this. The question is, is it needed? I think that is the most important question.
Z: It would be interesting to fly. Then they would say, look, this is the guy who fucked a Martian. Although, how lucky they might be to say, look, this guy was fucked by a Martian. These interstellar flights are dangerous.

by Abraham Taliban
Russia cannot play football.
Anton Soshnev
Ibrahim does not know how to write football.

Requirements of Brazilian footballers:
French footballers failed to find a common language with hard soap

Did you take it, or did you take it?

My acquaintance, a small and careless man under the age of 65, told a story.
At the end of the 90s, the rise of hooliganism and banditism, it is scary to go out on the street, and even more so in the evening. Our hero, being slightly sluggish, returns home late in the evening on foot. So it turned out that he was met by a company of strong and burdensome copters. Their eyes burned: have fun! Escape late, and they will catch up and break anyway. The resuscitation really fainted... The brain worked feverishly, and suddenly the idea came...
He took a quick step, almost a run, went straight to the hustlers and cried loudly:
The men! How glad I met you! Help my grandmother to hide her body.
Gopniki with the words: “You went to the h*j!” They fled from him in all directions, and the man came home whole and unharmed.