In Hong Kong, on the day of protests, pornographic sites were suspended to push people out into the streets. “Hong Kong is dying. “Are you still shaking?” There was an inscription on one of them.

I had a curious case 10 years ago. He gave his car to Oka a friend to come to his parents in the village and his girlfriends. In the village there is rarely anyone who is sober.

Call and dialogue:

Q: This is a problem, we are in nature and the car broke.

I: What is broken? Does not start?

Q: It is broken.

I: Well, at least it was broken? Can you explain it with your own words?

Q: It’s half broken.

I: I understand, wait for me to come. Explain where.

I am coming... a car.

It was really broken in half... they jumped on the aurages, and at Oka's underarm it broke off at the place of fixation. The question in my head is “how? ? to ? to “”

I look at her and the car... dialogue:

Q: What will we do?

I: We will come to the city, you will go to the pharmacy.

Why go to the pharmacy?

You will buy Vaseline.

Q: I understood it, well.

Once on the wacht worked with one mather engineer on solutions. In the years, but not old, he would retire in a few years.

So, came to the end of his watch. I started collecting things slowly. And he said in a loud voice about himself, - so now the wife to call!

I asked, Uncle Vow, why do you warn your wife when you come? You said, “You have lost your wife.” Buy flowers and make a surprise.

- That's why I call, I don't need any surprises at old age!)