I, being a small 3.14s, painted a ruble with Lenin on paper. How I could, of course. I went to the store and at the box, with a serious face, asked to pierce me some candy. The cashier, apparently deciding not to upset the baby - broke (thank you, good woman!). What a surprise I was when the next day this magic didn’t run through!

Xxx: We opened an unnamed food store sometime in the 00s. And some hooligan on the wall next to him wrote with a balloon "mammon shit." The name of the store was determined and firmly settled in the minds of all the inhabitants of the area. Even adults, including my parents, were accustomed to this name and said, “Go in the shit for bread.”

Xxx: I had a period when the pear was very encouraged by others. He went to the hospital with appendicitis, in the chamber all lay after the operations, all the men. The first sign of the beginning of the proper functioning of the intestines is flatulence, well, the doctors said in any case not to restrain yourself. The collective picked up fun, so it was customary to congratulate the popping loudly and fun) and the louder and more delicious the pop got, the more fun it was in the chamber) not to get sick and not get into uncomfortable situations)))

You need to go to bed on time, not during the day.

Recently, in one discussion, a major physicist said that a real physicist, if he is an honest person, would have trouble answering questions such as: what is entropy, field, spin, or, say, quantum confusion. However, any scientist who is cuddled in Wikipedia and hardened in scratches on the internet, without a whisper and with a sting, will indulgencely scratch the answer to any of these questions with one spirit.
And someone illustrated this point of view with this story:
The English physicist Joseph Thomson once asked a student at an exam, "What is an electron?" The student began to yell and scream, “You know, Professor, I knew, but I forgot...” Thomson grabbed him for his chest and started shouting, “How dare you forget this? You were the only one who knew it!”

The Russian missiles, which will soon be deployed in Nicaragua and Venezuela, will not be targeted against the United States, they will only serve to combat maritime piracy in Mongolia.