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[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №18149
 14.07.2009
I sit down and think: we in the shop of cameras stumbled, and smoking was prohibited, the house 2 looks like? P.S. And the boss the horse fucking.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №18148
 14.07.2009
I work as a seller, I sell all kinds of bots for computers, next to my department, the department where photocopies are made, etc. There is a universe nearby, and graduates of schools often come in to get a photocopy of the diploma, but why do they ask me all the time, well, I am tired of it, apparently they are lazy to read the inscriptions on the tablets. I decided to joke, a girl came in.
Q: Can I get a copy?
I: Yes of course let’s.
She gives her diploma, I deserve a clean sheet of A4 and I begin to rewrite everything on it from the diploma, her big and beautiful eyes immediately became, and for two minutes she could not say anything.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №18147
 14.07.2009
The xxx:
Charming children's poem XDDD

Congratulations on your year, I am pleased.
I greet everyone from Leningrad.
So that at midnight you hold all the glasses,
You weren’t in the graves.

by Tanya R. 6 of class)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №18146
 14.07.2009
WOW :
I recently dreamed that it was just an atheist. I don’t know what Freud would say if he had no dreams.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
What a dream?

WOW :
I go to the building, I walk. Around the armature there are all kinds of decorated, unbuilt buildings and so on. I see a crane. Normal such a healthy building crane, but just fell I approach it, and it has a iron mask on top. Two eyes and a cut mouth. Here the crane rises up a little and says something to me. We talked, I don’t remember what. And suddenly he confesses to me in love O_o Bali. Then something happens, I don’t remember, the crane has become smaller, and the horizontal fig (on which the hook hangs) disappears. There is still a tower with a mask and the worst thing is that we became a couple. But we can’t do love (-__-`), because he doesn’t have a male dignity, only some metal hill in the same place –__- I cried at the crane because of this, oral XD and he looked at me guilty and answered nothing we, I remember, even doctors called – but they couldn’t do anything with him (although doctors I needed to call, and he – welders XD). These things woke up in shock. Pipet, an erotic dream with a construction crane -__- balin...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №18145
 14.07.2009
Kissed :
Dear, I am pregnant
I am :
There was nothing between us, wasn’t it?
Kissed :
Don’t worry, it’s not you.
I am :
Really, what should I worry about?
The Blade Beast:
Sweet, what should I do?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №18144
 14.07.2009
But you try the word "photo" in Google to pick up ))) The first image pleases )))

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №18143
 14.07.2009
H:Hmm, urgently! a couple of epithetes to the word buttocks
SD: Anywhere
SD: The Back Mind
sd:Please be ?
H: Nea, applied need. think
SD: AAA
SD: exactly...
Sd: round, elastic, eye, and for what reason, own, need?
H: Blessed as you can imagine—light and gentle, like lotus leaves, Hicari’s skin blinked with myriads of drops of water, which, merging, with a strap, flowed down the back onto the pencil.”

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №18142
 14.07.2009
and Wikipedia. Article about the film "The Adventures of Electronics":

andquot;
Interesting facts about the film
...
During the filming, the children grew up quickly. I had to keep dressing them constantly. The girl in one double smiled with her mouth full of teeth, and in the next scene she has no front teeth!
..."

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №18141
 14.07.2009
New orbit "recursive": an orbit with the taste of an orbit.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №18140
 14.07.2009
As a musician and metalist, I want to say that "metal" ALWAYS, you hear? It is always written with one letter "l". Because we are not talking about the material, but about the style of music, which was invented not at all in Russia, my friends ;)

Now see if there are real metalists here! Plus to you brothers! We are few, but we are better.
Stay with metal! m / m /

Taylor is

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №18139
 14.07.2009
So many people have beliefs, and so few people have beliefs.
There are thoughts.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №18138
 14.07.2009
In Peter on the Vasky, there is a Chinese restaurant on the Middle Prospect
“The Great Wall.” with large hieroglyphs.
My friend is passing by a tram with a Chinese classmate. They pass by
A Chinese man says to him:
Do you know that 100 is written here?
What is?
“The pork cane.”
These wise men, not thinking long, repainted the hieroglyphs from the banks of the mortar.
“The Great Wall.”

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №18137
 14.07.2009
If we put all the cases of corruption of the inspectors of GIBDD on the map of Russia -
Atlas of Russian Highways.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №18136
 14.07.2009
To the topic of ridiculous names it is worth adding ridiculous signs
In our town on the children's world signs painted characters from Happy tree friends

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №18135
 14.07.2009
Discussion on the forum how to survive hernia (plant) from the garden
XHH: pour strontium or cesium....and it will be quite big, too big, it will be easier to pull
ууу: and will start a branch on the forum "The owners are borrowed, want to wash out...What to do?"

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №18134
 14.07.2009
In response to:

Blia, give someone a scheme of an electromagnetic bomb. The music was hanging under the window.
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Remove a condom with 2 liters of green.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №18133
 14.07.2009
The xxx:
Lomonosov was a tall man and very strong physically. There is a legend that one day he alone turned away three armed robbers who tried to rob him.

WOW did not know.

The xxx:
That’s why he wasn’t so upset when he was in high school.

The xxx:
That’s why he’s a Lomonosov!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №18132
 14.07.2009
It is when you carry her at night... in the woods... in different bags...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №18131
 14.07.2009
XXX is
Animals, I know you like them.
YYYY
Yes Yes
XXX is
I too... especially the chicken baked in the oven.
YYYY
not funny
YYYY
I do not eat chicken.
XXX is
It’t be funny if the chicken ate the baked people.
YYYY
She eats people.
XXX is
My grandmother’s chickens eat everything...give me a sausage.
YYYY
Do not kill them!
XXX is
No, that you are! They are buried in a place specially designed for this purpose.
XXX is
In the freezer.
YYYY
is not funny.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №18130
 14.07.2009
I am 36 years old, I am a virgin. Not a farth? and (
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Owned by you?

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