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[ + 10 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67011
 14.07.2012
How beautiful and powerful is the Russian language. After all, no Anglican excellent or splendid or beautiful in any way can reflect the whole range of human feelings in the inhuman heat of the soul, as simple Russian two words, заебись и пиздато.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №67010
 14.07.2012
Zmitrok: Oh, the protection of children. The wolf in "Well, wait!" smokes a lot? Don’t confuse my boots – Fedor’s uncle’s dad from Prostokwasino says: “If I had such a cat, I could never get married.”

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №67009
 14.07.2012
xxx: customers have come to order a badge, they have a store near the track, expand the business, want to open a car service...
xxx: it is called ''Kozlov and Petrovich' and Petrovich is the surname.
WOW: What annoys you?
xxxh: I'm a bit of a puppy, and they now live with the tablet '' STO Kozlov and Petrovich'

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №67008
 14.07.2012
xxx (03:44:10 01/07/2012)
Have you seen time?
yyy (03:44:53 01/07/2012)
Look at the time... Einstein has just turned in the grave

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №67007
 14.07.2012
The man is a very strange and incomprehensible system, and the good should be done in small portions, because when you help your grandmother to bring the bag, then you are a babysitter, and when you work as a volunteer for 2 years, and have to leave due to the circumstances, then you are a fucking fool.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №67006
 14.07.2012
C the forum.
xxx: Cryptographic encryption algorithms over noncommutative structures, is that what?
Probably the name of your course.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67005
 14.07.2012
We observed a wonderful picture in the center: three people on motorcycles drive along the prospectus, with one riding only on the rear wheel, and a car of an ambulance moves slowly behind them.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №67004
 14.07.2012
Reviews about laundry in the market
Women, sweet ones, buy a dishwasher, you just don’t know what Happiness is!!! And you can cook a lot and a lot of different and do not pretend that then all this experimental dishes need to be washed, and guests crowds to take and serve everything without shaking when thinking about the "after the ball" and in general, no - well you just imagine - NEVER MUST wash the dishes again!!!! to


[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №67003
 14.07.2012
You remember the photo in the innet where in the frame a large carpet and four heads below.
WOW now
I saw her, ripped like a horse, and thought I would take a picture of the whole carpet.)
Wow and what?
I looked at her today and realized that my parents were my sister and brother on her, and I photographed when I was a kid, I was a deer.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №67002
 14.07.2012
I: What are you going to do after school?
I want to do good to people.
The Good Wife: Disgraceful
It is ruthless and inevitable to do good to people.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №67001
 14.07.2012
I’m training for your arrival. The fireworks are brought to perfection. It is based on a recipe from the book "On delicious and healthy food" by Mikoyan (first publishing house in 1939). You understand yourself, for the unsuccessful recipe the author could have warmed up on Kolym so that all the recipes from there are 100% successful.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №67000
 14.07.2012
<xxx> and memory children
<xxx> if when looking for a bag you are confident and unwavering
<xxx> missing a piece of code by attention
<xxx> and "Well, I can’t be stupid enough to make a mistake there!"
<xxx> know you can
<xxx> = (

[ + 40 - ] [21 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66999
 14.07.2012
I stand on the balcony, reduce my life and pollute the air. I watched the trees rolling in the wind. I see two schoolchildren passing by these trees, in shape, with bags. As usual, the school is very close. But I was a little confused that it was mid-July and half-five in the morning. Students have always been a mystery to me.

[ + 40 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66998
 14.07.2012
You have a first or second date with a girlfriend. You are walking. She has a bouquet of flowers in her hands.
You are uncomfortable with this bucket. You know why?
Because this bouquet looks like a transparant. In which it is written:
"I want to fuck her out! This is a cute girl!"
This is what a bouquet means.
We go, smile, so cute, joke, romance...
But in fact everyone understands it.
I want to fuck her!
Not without feelings, of course, but fucking!
Passengers, children and adults:
Look at the bouquet! He wants to fuck her!
It is like exhibitionism. Psychological striptease I don’t want my feelings for this girl.
Unless, of course, people begin to approach my companion with a bouquet and say:
What a beautiful bouquet he gave you! Give him today, please.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №66997
 14.07.2012
xxx (20:39:21 13/07/2012)
Flying far away?
yyy (20:40:10 13/07/2012)
in the Caribbean
xxx(20:40:38 13/07/2012)
How is Jack the Ripper?
yyy (20:40:40 13/07/2012)
Fuck...
xxx (20:40:47 13/07/2012)
How is Captain Jack the Ripper?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №66996
 14.07.2012
I am a dirty girl... punish me!
Q: Did you turn off the water again?
X: Yes " (

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №66995
 14.07.2012
MoHuToP: Well, I shaved up in the morning, and cigarettes are not sold again...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №66994
 14.07.2012
<xxx>: I watched a video about mountain tourism on the bike
<xxx>: in the comments to it discussed the special effects that the author made
<xxx>: and somebody writes "...after the avatar seems hideous"
<xxx>: pleased with the answer: "after the trip to the baikal hui seems avatar"

[ + 52 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66993
 14.07.2012
HHH
I should have been born 300 years ago.My romantic nature is not in fashion now.
WOWU
300 years ago you would be either a prostitute or the wife of an old impotent... no hygiene, no tampons, no shower, no cosmetics except beets-carrots-sage, no contraceptives (!!!) No, rub into the pot, wipe your finger, laundry machines and laundry powder no, no cowards and leeches, go to church like work, fuck without asking what you think, female orgasm is still 250 years old as a myth.! to
WOWU
And YES, YES, 300 years ago, the Inquisition of the Beautiful Babes generally easily roasted on fireplaces.
WOWU
It stood...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №66992
 14.07.2012
From Picaboo:
What is surprising, many do not have the slightest plan for the future life, but almost all have a clear plan for the zombie apocalypse.

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