L1stin-not my father in his time wrote the alcohol "for cleaning optical axes" rolled five years. 

My girlfriend went to some female training, where they all collectively wrote letters to their vagina and then read it out loud. I wildly roasted, but, knowing the price of training, I found myself: to write a letter to my p...de for 12 thousand rubles is, in my opinion, beyond the line of good and evil :)

I work in a shopping center in a small cell phone department. In the morning when I came to work, I saw a picture of a couple’s quarrel right in front of my department.
Suitable family, mom, dad, son sitting in a cart with food. The wife went to the toilet, Papiq at this moment not long thinking gets a bowl of beer from the cart, drinks a bowl, gets a second and stands to taste. The wife goes out, sees this picture and begins to scream: What are you doing? How will we go home? How are you driving? TD and TP
The husband gets the keys out of his pocket, gives them to his wife and says, "Don't fuck it was me to wake up at 7 in the morning, you had to go to the store, here and drive the car yourself!"! to
He gets a bag of beer and chips from the cart, takes the child and leaves. The wife stands in full shower for 2 minutes, turns to me and says, “I’m not right!”! to
I was barely holding back before, and after that phrase lay on the table)))

I go on the street and meet the Negro. I decided to stick, zig-zag. I walk past him throwing a zig-zag. The Negro stops and says to me:
Once again, I’ll cut off my hand.
After a few seconds of silence:
And we eat.

offeral: We go to a friend in the entrance very simply - in the 25th apartment lives a grandmother who thinks that the tube of the housephone as a ration - to speak you need to press a button

Yyy: I will live behind him alone and hide from everyone.
Waiting for the Prince on the White Horse
Yyy: who comes dumb and fucking
YYY: And it will be fine.
A prince or a horse? Not very clearly written 😉
YYY: Yes, it’s not really so important.

Loki: Do you like brunettes?
(01:57:10) Lipton: I miss them
Lipton: I had a girlfriend, a brunette
Lipton: She was smarter than the blonde and so left)))

Well, WHY, when you meet a girl in the internet, and after a short time of communication, you tell her that you weigh 120 kg, she immediately stops communicating with you and ignores you in every way? Or she doesn’t realize that 120 kg is not necessarily a fat pig! This can be a tall, muscular guy in powerlifting!!! to