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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №20314
 14.09.2009
List of patches to the Sims 3:

Eating a certain type of food no longer affects the gender of the unborn child.

The action "conception of a child" is no longer available with Death.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №20313
 14.09.2009
Found on the news website:
St. Petersburg parliamentarians considered and approved in the first reading a bill proposing to ban the sale of “harmful audio and video products” near universities.
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Lawmakers recalled that adolescents from the age of 17 enter higher education institutions. And in order that, leaving the institute, they could not buy, for example, pornographic magazines, it was proposed to extend the effect of the law to the territory around the universities. It is expected that the ban will act within a radius of 150 meters from higher educational institutions.

The first comment killed:
"Tofik // 11 September 2009 - 17:26:53

The right decision.
Students do not need porn magazines, they surf the internet with torrents porn in HD quality. And paper porn is bought by these St. Petersburg parliamentarians, because thanks to their age with the computer they are "on you".

Therefore, pornography should be sold 150 meters closer to the Legislative Assembly.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №20312
 14.09.2009
X: Did you call me?
and :NA
X: Who are you and your grandmother?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №20311
 14.09.2009
It was the funniest thing I didn’t know about having sex.
Woo was sure he’t be.
Wow though, she shaved her legs and there and put on beautiful clothes.
Well, well, and the body was sprayed with a delicious spray.
I changed bed and laundry.
Wow, but I definitely decided that there would be no sex ?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №20310
 14.09.2009
Wicked (16:13:17 13/09/2009)
falling on the keyboard with the face

xxx (16:13:28 13/09/2009)
and Eat *

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №20309
 14.09.2009
“Well, will we meet tonight?
He: I have something in my chest beating about the rib (in love)
She: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! to
It is a stranger!!!! to
Kill yourself immediately!!! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №20308
 14.09.2009
Yesterday the case was, we are sitting in the park:I, my girlfriend, a friend and his girlfriend.As usual, we started with my girlfriend to find out the relationship.Well, I began to drive her out that I am like a plastic pencil, hustling up to a certain moment, then I break and everything and even in those moments when the hustle breaks the graphite inside and then there are problems...
A friend without thinking for a long time says:"And I am then like a marker, when I break, enough alcohol to pour and all, I work again"

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №20307
 14.09.2009
A friend recently burned:
“Dasha, don’t understand me, can you eat?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №20306
 14.09.2009
Why do you guys pour out half a bottle of cheap perfume on your own??? And then you go and smell the whole office? Fouououououou!

You can shoot fearlessly.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №20305
 14.09.2009
X: I called you. Did not take the phone?
Y: I didn’t take her.
X: Captain Evidence breaks into a dialogue.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №20304
 14.09.2009
Modesty decorates the girl... and a short dress with a deep decoult decorates even more.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №20303
 14.09.2009
Status of a friend:
In the head of her, no-be-yes!!! And here is the paper... that is.... (((.

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