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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №69979
 14.09.2012
XXX is oh! Today was a joke...
Talk to the child in the morning.
Tell the lion.
and Kaha.
“Lion, tell the tractor.
and tra!
A lion, say a crocodile.
and Mom!

Dad applauded and cried, and Mom thought about a plan for revenge :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №69978
 14.09.2012
Case of life. In our park, horses ride in chariots, those who have worked walk in a huge leavade. A woman with a 5-year-old child passes by.
The child: " Mom! The horse is broken!"
Mom: "How did it break?"
Child: "Their car has collapsed!"

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №69977
 14.09.2012
The light will not be at home today and tomorrow at 8 p.m. Must be prepared.
YYY: What kind of light? What to prepare?
XXX: There will be no electricity. Buy the candles.
YYY: For the light?? to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №69976
 14.09.2012
A couple of months ago, I poured a collection of melodies from old toys into my phone to put them on ringtones. Of course, poker cheerfully tasted them, adding to the playlist. I even it: it was nice to hear familiar 8-bit melodies in the city’s turmoil.
But today, when I got out of the bus and jumped over the pit, poker has committed the greatest deceit it is capable of. He turned on the sound of Mario's death exactly at the time of landing. I almost fell into the hustle of surprise and annoyance :)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №69975
 14.09.2012
I am a law-obedient father. I watched TV 3 with my child. Entrance to Hell, etc. Pictures of sacrifices with internal cuts. In the corner of 12+. Switch the channel. The weather forecast. In the corner, I said to the child: "I immediately turn away, you can't know the weather for another 4 years. You have an unstable psychic." I switch to TV-3 : look better at the split"

[ + 34 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69974
 14.09.2012
Anxiety: News report that video from the accident site with the participation of the idol "destroyed by a virus"
Surely your works are wonderful, O Lord!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №69973
 14.09.2012
<pdc> is interesting, if in hermetically packed in June 2012 pockets with nuts are grown hose (warranty period - 12 months), then is it a violation of consumer rights or type of that?
<sandy7> generally these bags with hose were
<sandy7> and nuts inside are food

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №69972
 14.09.2012
Cats are not really loved by those who feed them, but by those who clean them.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №69971
 14.09.2012
XXX: What is it! Yesterday only driven sweaters from the entrance, and today they are sitting under the windows again.
YYY: They have a point of relaxation there.

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