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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №158679
 14.09.2022
One ball is not enough, one half ball is needed.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №158678
 14.09.2022
More from the 90s. A young mother accompanies a first-class student, at the school itself, the copnik breaks a chain from her mother's neck and runs away. The woman was not confused, running to school, on the phone. On the occasion, a car patrol was nearby, she was on board, through the surrounding courts, and the robber was detained. He naturally dropped the chain. They brought me what to do??? Proof zero, the copnik oret “Baba was wrong.” Opera on grass popped - roughly at the place of detention a chain was found. There is something, but it is not enough to detain. I decided to identify the hopper with his son, a first-class student. Everything as it should be, statistics, understood, teacher. Bringing a boy. He looks down on the floor, silent. I: “Do you know any of these people? Have you seen it before?” The boy looked, kept silent and said “No.” I’m about myself, well, it’s all gone. The boy continues, “I don’t know any of them, but this goat broke the chain with my mother.” They robbed everybody, even the thief.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №158677
 14.09.2022
In addition to the king of the cannon that does not shoot and the king of the bell that does not ring, we now have the king of the wheel that does not spin.

[ + 24 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158676
 14.09.2022
I have a couch standing so that next to my ear is just a socket. And since, apparently, there is a hole inside between the apartments, from there you can often hear how a student renting an apartment relieves the stress before the exams. I’ve never heard you fuck so funny.



Her man smells loudly and hard, apparently for every friction, right here! Oh oh! Oh oh!

And she, in turn, whispers, very thin. It is YI! Y is! Y is!

It is wow! Y is! Oh oh! Y is! Oh oh! Y is!

And at the end he says: Dancing, I’m finished!

And she replied: Iisiah!



And when he ends, he always so loudly, with a feeling, scary bass: Thank you, Danetka!! to

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