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Last time we thought of taking the assault of the office orte, but we went to feed the outlets)

The cat!! 09:57 Who is going to do what on December 21, 2012?
female_officer 10:01: what is there for us on Friday? A funny question :)

I believe that this is the top of cynicism - to bring to the hospital to a person with a fracture of the hands a full pack of apelsins!!! What should he do to clean them? With the feet? >_<

And human stubbornness and laziness will defeat any machine rebellion. This is what I have proven today from my own experience. In our city, the ATMs that accept cash are located at a fairly large distance from each other. Cold on the street. And I urgently had to throw the money on the card and then list. I run to the ATM, and the "not working" sign on it. Run through such a frost to another lenient bank. And the money must be thrown straight. I thought maybe a joke. But he pulls the card back and that’s all. I scratched the paper and began to stubbornly tap into all the buttons, went into some menu, pressed something, then inserted the card and... Oh God! He has earned! Everything started, even the joy of dancing! And then I turned around and the happy turn behind me applauded me)))

I took to work my machete (45 cm cling) to close the chest, and sharpen to fix it significantly... I sit calmly for myself, I drive a donkey on the blade, from the columns the melody of Fur Elise Beethovine sits and suddenly the boss enters, with one of his numerous requests, looks at the picture and issues:
- You electricity this, don't worry too much, the salary of the son will be given, and immediately falls...
Next time I’ll bring the tomahawk, he’ll pick it up again 😉

Never, NEVER, DO NOT play snowball with a professional baseball player! How it hurts, shit.

I don’t like people I don’t know.
WOW: Well it is logical. You know that you don’t know almost 100% of the world’s population.
XX: Well, I am not comfortable among them.