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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108185
 15.01.2015
From stones to rocks there:Citizens, where can you download the entire series "Sanctions against Russia" completely? Looking forward to the weekend, I want to watch all the series!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №108184
 15.01.2015
This is:
We look forward to opening the packaging. And we see the completely new, clean, fresh 386DX.
24 is yes.

They are now museums for $500 Buy) so it is quite normal storage)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №108183
 15.01.2015
I read the instructions for the drug, the side effects section: increased libido, hypersexuality, pathological attraction to gambling, depression.
I will be with a sad face turning the roulette by raping a man.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №108182
 15.01.2015
From the discussion of the film "P-51: Dragon Fighter", in which the Americans in 1943 fight on the P-51 mustang against dragons.
I have a story for our movie. In 1944, in August, Hitler tested the development of Ananerbe and us from the Urals mountains used underground rats... and used both in the direction of Moscow and to the plants outside the Urals... the main hero - a believing politician-pederaist, combined with the commander of the tank - IS-2. His crew is a Crimean Tatar spy, hiding that he is a believing Muslim, charging - a Ukrainian, hiding that he is a former banderou, fur - a bearded pop, hiding that he is a woman, and a shooter-radist - a pribalt, hiding that he is a pedestrian! They are the only hope of the country for victory against the outcasts and in the war in general!
Wow, that’s who writes Michalkov’s script!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №108181
 15.01.2015
The child bought a Lego - set for collecting machine. The cover depicts a model, so that one rear wheel is not visible. What would you think?
We opened the box, the number of wheels coincided with the number shown on the cover. No the fourth.

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Lego sends the missing details of the designer for free. And also in writing apologize for the spoiled pleasure of collecting.


[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №108180
 15.01.2015
Names of different countries in other languages. Probably the most "lucky" of Germany: English. This is Germany, Poland. Niemcy and Franz. Germany and date. Germany and Finland. and Saksa. They call themselves Germany.

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