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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №950
 15.01.2008
Mrak (23:36) :
Most of me got a guitar made at the "Moscow experimental factory of the Soviet army"

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №949
 15.01.2008
The inscription on the note "The Samurai Sword. 1200 r. of China"

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №948
 15.01.2008
Dating site: girl
Moscow
Age of: 20
Sign of the Zodiac: Aquarius
Height of cm: 1,56
Weight in kg: 45

Is it a channeling facility?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №947
 15.01.2008
The greatest benefit from the beginning of sexual life is realized by formatting a 80-gigabyte local drive with depreciated porn.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №946
 15.01.2008
<mister> Oh I have exactly 300 posts in Yandex
<mister> anniversary
<mister> hope to attribute
<Ex> and remove the marked

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №945
 15.01.2008
A friend of mine told him a joke:
What do you usually say to a graduate of the Faculty of Philosophy?
-"Cola and Big Mac, please"

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №944
 15.01.2008
XXX is
The snow is forecast, it’s gone.


YYYY
This is not Kazakhstan, but the shit.

XXX is
I also think so.

XXX is
Moscow is warmer than us.

YYYY
These mosquitoes were shattered.

YYYY
Do what they want

xxx (14:55:03 12/01/2008)
Pidders

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №943
 15.01.2008
Eva123: Tired of forging the system... I looked at my hamster – he sits red on his buttocks, passes by doing it. Then he falls with a hose forward and sleeps. Isn’t it beautiful?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №942
 15.01.2008
Are you okay with the printer?
YYY : AHA
XXX: by now
Make 2 copies of O:TestHTML.doc
YYY: Take it
"O:Copy (2) of TestHTML.doc"
"O:Copy of TestHTML.doc"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №941
 15.01.2008
Ksunka: smoke, I removed something, I now have a 640x480 screen and a strange color
raMMer: Fuck... MyComputer Properties-Equipment-Device Manager
raMMer: there choose video adapters-two-dust-properties-driver-update
Looking for woods, there are more...
I don’t understand, come and do it.
Rammstein: What is not understandable? Do it yourself
So please, you understand.
I won’t go, Lenny.
Ksunka: Well we did!! to
raMMer: deleted folder C:WINDOWSystem32 this will help))
You are a fucking fool! Do you think I’m stupid and don’t know how to put wood??? I bought a leather cloth with a cloth! Hurry up here fucking!! to
Tagged with: aaa! No is... Aaaaah!!! I go!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №940
 15.01.2008
and IRC:
<Klimax> Girls and there is a!!! to

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №939
 15.01.2008
ultrablox
Do you remember the quotation that more and more people are preparing for exams on wiki?
ultrablox
But in Basel, they are preparing more.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №938
 15.01.2008
fuckin princess (15:05:09 12/01/2008)
Is it worth a ticket to hell?
Valentine[LASTRIDE] (15:06:03 12/01/2008)
It is not for money, but for merit.
Valentine[LASTRIDE] (15:06:12 12/01/2008)
I have already travelled.)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №937
 15.01.2008
Andrey
What about being fucked tonight?

Andrey
I’m sorry not for you ?

Petrovich
by Fuck! You are scary!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №936
 15.01.2008
From the ad on auto.ru: "The car is in perfect condition. A girl was riding. Not beaten and not painted."

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №935
 15.01.2008
Pianist
Well, sorry))) I am not afraid of you))) Through the network you will not do anything to me, and in reality you will rape. So I also "Thank you" will say)))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №934
 15.01.2008
She
Tell me, if you had to buy warm white socks, where would you go?

He is
Foolish at once.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №933
 15.01.2008
XXX: Do not smash two girls
YYY: I do not know them.
XXX: So what is it?! to
YYY: I didn’t even see it.
What if they have big breasts?
Tagged: bleak
YYY: Do not push on me

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №932
 15.01.2008
Gracevandir
When Mom washes the plate, the cat sits on the window and looks. I stood up and drank water between them. So this pork pushes me away with his leg, say, don't bother to look, go, you closed my review, shit!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №931
 15.01.2008
XXX: Deeds heroic... before the ancestors burned.
YYY: How is it?
Late in the evening, I sit in my room and drink gin tonic. Our ancestors are watching a telecast.
After the third bank fell asleep.
XXX: Then the chat swallowed me.
I woke up and thought I was in a cafe.
I look at the clock, there is half a.m. I think I sat down, it’s time to go home.
YYYY : :-)
In short, I kicked my fist on the table and stumbled over the whole apartment.
xxx: "The servant! See also"
XXX is fucking.

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