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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №13701
 15.01.2009
xxx: the first time I saw the metal botanist))))))
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? Where is?
XXX in the Universe. I was sitting in a culture before me.)
YYY: A... Was that peach in the T-shirt immortal?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Do you know him?
This is me, this is me!!!! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13700
 15.01.2009
I have a pitch...
Wife: What is it?
The castle on the width broke
My breadth is not attached.
You are a fucker, what can I say?
Wife: So why not shut up?
The dog has broken
Wife: clutches in the day, and clutches
husband: I sit at the meeting - I hear the choto in the area of the hue as if it was fresh - the hand dropped.... fucking
The dog is on one side.
I tried to dress, no one can do it.
You go home, tell me the fuck goes out.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №13699
 15.01.2009
I haven’t had sex for a long time, and you?
Troll: 2 days ago
You said you don’t have a girlfriend.
That was not the girl.
This is not my girlfriend!!! to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №13698
 15.01.2009
Anya: I can’t restore the system and I still don’t have a long tracker... fucking you know what to do?
Anya: I’m not right...and everything lies terribly
CutControl: First download Kasper 6, I’ll give you the key
Anya: Okay, I will install the caspa then.. I have a panda already on the avast, Kasper ambassador. and NOD
CutControl: I seem to understand why it doesn’t work
Anya :?? to
CutControl: Waiting for Dr.Web and Norton to come with the bug xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13697
 15.01.2009
Svelte: Our students in the shelter told the Vietnamese that if they were to fry silk, our students would fry the Vietnamese :-)
VanTam: 0_o

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №13696
 15.01.2009
Tanya (11:07:10 14/01/2009)
Andrew, the whole office is in shock from you.

Whisper (11:08:36 14/01/2009)
Naturally it is not right again.

Tanya (11:09:15 14/01/2009)
Not as you sign up.

Whisper (11:10:08 14/01/2009)
Commander like

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13695
 15.01.2009
<Annette> Well, how does Kiruh have her with Ksuchechka, not mature yet for a serious offer?and ;)
<SPAMep> It is wonderful! I invited you to meet yesterday!
<Annette> "Meet"?xDD My dear, so the current children small talk )) Years at 13 )))
<PayPal> (((
<Diam> Truth-truth, and by the age of 30 just rushed on the liked passenger with the scream "Fuck!" ;)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №13694
 15.01.2009
From the Bubble Forum

System of prozhorlivaya? hahaha ny postav' gentoo)))
ууу: So and write: "Cyrillic in gentu does not work" :)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13693
 15.01.2009
Every exam is a bit, but a bit. It will be scary at Matthew.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13692
 15.01.2009
All these charitable concerts for peace throughout the world, for the benefit of the poor and others are a complete mess.
xxx: we need to force porn to make defks instead of meaningless stones shout slogans like: "NO WAR, OOO!!!" or "The Liberated Tibet, AAAAAA!!and "
Within a couple of months of this innovation in the world would come peace and prosperity.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13691
 15.01.2009
<Legioner>: What’s new about you?
Steel_rat: Do you remember Artema Linux? Well you called him schizophrenic when I introduced you)))
<Legioner>: You will always remind me now? I have been learned that Linux is subtle matter, and that a simple mortal like me will never understand it! Should I come and apologize again???? to
Steel_rat: Wait until you apologize! That week he was taken somewhere... It turned out to be schizophrenia O_o

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №13690
 15.01.2009
From the Auto Forum:

Lexter: Nine in price/quality is a great car! To its creation attached a hand even specialists from Porsche!
Tender: Oh, it’s a pity, but everyone else, as usual, applied the shit!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13689
 15.01.2009
The year 2006. World Championship in Football. Start of the broadcast of the match of the 1/4 final Ukraine-Italy. The national anthem of Ukraine is performed and the camera slips on the faces of the players. We sit with the whole family in front of the TV and our hearts are filled with pride. The wife says looking at the players: "Ears!". I clarify: "Socks!" A 5-year-old son looking at the screen with interest gives his verdict: "Dyatly!"

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №13688
 15.01.2009
Talk to your girlfriend:
She says: quit smoking!
I: I will grow and I will not be beautiful
Then do the sport!
I: I'm going to be going to be going.
Fuck with you chicken.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13687
 15.01.2009
R-Ser (00:11:24 14/01/2009)
In September, a lot of people

R-Ser (00:11:29 14/01/2009)
Do you know what it means?)

kamaz (00:11:37 14/01/2009)
NOA

R-Ser (00:11:53 14/01/2009)
Someone had a good time for the New Year.

R-Ser (00:11:53 14/01/2009)
xd

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13686
 15.01.2009
I put the anti-spam question 1 + 2 + 3 +... + 100 =?
All guests are divided into three categories:
c) The smart
b) hard work
c) The programmers

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №13685
 15.01.2009
YYY: How did you blink with the light yesterday?
YYY: Sitting up a cage? :D
XXX: Aha
She said she was ready to break up with her life because of me.
YYY: ROFL
XXX is true!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Or the light? Are you chasing?
No, seriously, she said it was better to drown in the bathroom than to meet me!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №13684
 15.01.2009
Day as day. I read Bach. I got a funny quote, and I laughed a little, went out to smoke in the entrance. The mood is good, I smoke and quietly chick, remembering the quote. The grandmothers at the entrance strangely touched me. In the poem...
In an hour the door rings. I open – menta, and next to them one of the entrance grandmothers. The dialogue:
Myth is he?
Grandma: Yeah he is! Smoking and Hichikal.
Myth: The young man. Please show the cigarettes you smoked.
And I was on the melli and the third day smoked whiteworm. And the situation was finally worsened by the fact that I began to ride on the floor and roast like a horse on a hemp field.
c) MaratMS

How did it end??? I die of curiosity.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №13683
 15.01.2009
I realized that I would have an official boss already at the interview - when I saw him on the table in the scraper's department a well-proclaimed pipette!!!! x_x

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №13682
 15.01.2009
You have to be able to appear effectively and quietly disappear.

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