miart (15:07:24 14/01/2011)
This is Piper.

by miart (15:07:44 14/01/2011)
In front of my house, an escalator climbs ice on the road.

miart (15:08:04 14/01/2011)
The excavator

You have to insure your ass.
from the attacks)))
Is he killing a crap?

<alter> How long do you work?
<yurial> tough )

Lera: throw, today the haishniks stopped the swallows (the tube was given, they said to go
Doula to Doula?
You yourself are a dude!

The winter session is a magical period of the year when students begin to believe in both God and Santa Claus.

Fuck me, I’m busy.
Tagged: 0o
LanTaKer: =D Not to you, sorry...
I want to talk to you seriously...
Annie: No to you.

The client calls.
Can I get Tatiana?
Which one?
I didn’t know, I talked to her yesterday.
We have two Tatianas: Tatiana Kosyak and Tatiana Chucha.
This is what?
These are names.

P.S Tatiana, I’m afraid to admit. How to live?

< marshmallow > o HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY O
< hog> black and white
< hog> is the marshmallow assigned to the keyboard?
< hog> "This is what normal people write. Those are blondes. And whoever has written it, I don’t remember where it was.
Marisola > wonder, what did you hold the candle? how do you know that I am a blonde?

The most superstitious people are DPSs... they believe in signs.

Jess is

As my teacher of Operating Systems said:
-You will learn badly, get acquainted with the device that translates the stack in a row!
and?
The Kalashnikov machine.

YYY: Alexey, good morning Accounts are ready?
XXX: Eugene, do you like sex and chess?
YYY: mmm... yes. This for what?
Fuck the horse!!! to

I was addressed by my grandmother with a letter to the President about the strangulations of the neighbor prosecutor, in the New Year's Eve running naked and with a tail overweight behind the district.

The letter was sent to the Prosecutor General’s Office, from there to the prosecutor’s office of the region, and from there to the same prosecutor.

As a result, the grandmother received a note that this fact did not take place, with the signature of the same prosecutor.

Indeed, they are the worshippers.

Internet as sewage: many benefits, but so much shit!

There was a certain Matthew Urin (34 years old) - the owner of up to 5 banks -
“Slavyansky”, Trado-Bank, Bank “Money House”, Uralfinprombank and
of Donbanka. And also a lot of other companies.
Well he became him because his father is Roman Matveevich Urin, a 64-year-old member.
The Union of Veterans of Military Intelligence, appears to be a General-Major GRU.
When there is a roof, life is beautiful. Matthew lived in
I was riding with a whole corner and guard.
He was driving home on the Rublevsky highway on the dark evening of November 14 and suddenly his courtyard was overtaken by a regular BMW. And this is not by notion - the loaves cannot be overtaken.
Matthew Romanovich gave the order, and the guard first cut the BMW, and then slightly beat the bow and his car. As usual, I learned and forgot.
But this time it went different, and how it ended!!! to
Step one - the beaten Yorit Faassen turned out to be a Dutch subject
Step two – and former member of the board of directors of Stroytransgaz – one of the largest construction companies in Russia
Step Three - Yoorit may have met with a modest Russian girl
Ekaterina Vladimirovna P.
Step four - Ekaterina Vladimirovna P. complained to her father
Vladimir P., that her boyfriend was beaten.
The following day, the Federal Security Service detained seven employees.
“Bastion” and Matvey Urine on New Arbat with weapons and drugs in the cars.
Urine sent to the investigative isolator of the FSB "Lefortovo"
Chequists went to the businessman's house with a search and found a lot of interesting documents. As follows from the publications, in particular, a plan-scheme of bribery was found to the judges of the Moscow Arbitration Court.
The Central Bank has withdrawn licenses from all Urina banks.
Urina is now accused of hooliganism (up to 7 years), then apparently there will still be charges of bribery, fraud, etc. He will receive about 10 years of strangle in my opinion - with confiscation of property.

And all why? Because the humble Dutchman did not have the habit of cuddling, and Urine had the habit of bullshit.

Be polite on the road.

Putin told Medvedev:
“You, Dimon, have become a botanist: iPods, tweets of all kinds.
Let’s go, let’s get away. We go to the bar and drink. Let’s take pictures, let’s go.
Right with the girls?

The taxi controller. On the evening of January 2. Passengers are fun. I did not call immediately, I called all the telephones of the dispatcher. He was taken where he asked. Call in 2 minutes.
What code is on the door and where to get up?
You called the dispatcher. Probably missed the call list.
A... thank you.
30 seconds later, a second phone call from the controller.
The controller explains that he missed the number again. The passenger calls the third phone, then the first and so on 18 (!!!) and once.

The 19th call. A slightly awkward passenger:
and AL. Is it a taxi?
And a taxi.
Please take me from here and take me back.

told the cashier of the cinema. A man of intelligent appearance approaches the box and says:
Two tickets, a big deal!
Q. I am sorry what?
Bishop, I have two tickets!
Q. How did you call me?
Girl, I didn’t call you. I say, two tickets, a knot!
Q. So what you allow yourself (begins to boil)
M is You have a movie "Halk". Give him two tickets.

I found in my code two (or three) years ago such comments:

1st It would be easier to write this piece on a...
2nd // Somewhere here must be the main big cycle, but I lost it :-(
Three There is perversion here and there. Do not watch children under 16!
4 is and............
5 is This function is not affected!!! It works somehow!
6 is Tum purum purum, fireflies!
7 is Remove the hand does not raise... let it be.
8 is and cautiously! I stayed here for two days!
9 is // in principle, here you can do without an additional mass, but as aesthetic, more cultural than Javanevrot!

Self-confident people who take pictures in front of the mirror look in the mirror rather than the camera screen.
Let’s start with the fact that self-confident people don’t photograph themselves.

Linar (22:42:34 13/01/2011)
My future girlfriend.

Linar (22:42:38 13/01/2011)
And then wife.

Kesha (22:42:58 13/01/2011)
Happiness is me?

Linar (22:43:08 13/01/2011)
You are a real girl.

Linar (22:43:12 13/01/2011)
or real

Linar (22:43:19 13/01/2011)
or active

Linar (22:43:24 13/01/2011)
How to name I do not know.

Linar (22:43:25 13/01/2011)
Currently