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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №58699
 15.01.2012
And in the police and other suspicious places we always put Linux. and silence. During the installation we say that Windows. Firefox and OpenOffice - and no one can distinguish.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №58698
 15.01.2012
XXX am I scary?
WOW : No.
Then fuck me...)
WOW: I will not do that.
That means terrible...
WOW: Why should I do this? You can’t do anything that I’m afraid of.)
I can try to sleep in the process.)
Oh yeah, you would have taken the first place in the genre. ?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №58697
 15.01.2012
My grandmother lives in St. M. Grandma. Her son, 4 years old, calls her Probabushkinskaya. It is iron logic :)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №58696
 15.01.2012
Live happily, love each other, stay more often.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №58695
 15.01.2012
I listen to music, listening loudly. I heard a bell at the door, and I was quiet. I open the door, and on the threshold a neighbor from below, well, I tell him that he has already turned off everything, let's not worry, and he gives this:"Give me a pooh on music, you tell me how the track is called";

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №58694
 15.01.2012
I am interested in this:

"The husband seemed to have learned about Igor. He doesn’t say anything, but every time I come to him, he fucking fuck. I go, and so zero, I don’t want to. So, I think, give me such a lover?"

Is it normal for her husband to fuck her lover? How can she be considered foolish?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №58693
 15.01.2012
I paint my mom’s hair now, and the dark areas are on TV.
Tagged with: taaaak
Julia: And here they show Bradley, and he is so beautiful that my brain involuntarily turned off, and I accidentally broke my mom’s hair.
You may not continue)
Julia: Mom is like “well, you’re quieter, you’ll cut off all the hair!”
Here I am talking fucking.
Julia: “Better Bradley would have pulled me out”
Tagged with: facepalm

(c) Julia_Sha11

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №58692
 15.01.2012
The little one looks at a bucket on the asphalt, and turning to a nearby mother--"To push?". Mom begins to talk about the usefulness of every small life. The little boy listened, and with the assertion, "Davi'iit!" and "trying the insect."

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №58691
 15.01.2012
Who could not ask, “Can you go to the toilet at all in this house?”and "
YYY: Why did you say you can’t here, but you can in the neighborhood?
Who knew you would go to your neighbors and shout, “Let me go to the toilet?”
YYY: They are their own fault that they settled near you.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №58690
 15.01.2012
About Army

Where is the shit?
Sarai was removed.
It is iron,
We were ordered.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №58689
 15.01.2012
The D-girl
I am I

D is fun. Do you love eggs?and :)
I love it, and even the cats are afraid of it :)
D is wonderful. Can you cook them? I have forgotten how to open it. The memory of the girl, but nothing, the main thing I remember: first drown!
I: Oh mda... your place is really deaf...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №58688
 15.01.2012
Mom_lu: A great Elf name is Ashtemele.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №58687
 15.01.2012
It seems that I live in Schrödinger’s time: he is at the same time both overwhelmed and catastrophically missing!

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58686
 15.01.2012
Website of a company specializing in laser epilation
Contraindications to laser epilation:
Among other
- psychoneurological diseases of the patient, preventing mutual understanding with the specialist;
Everything done correctly.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №58685
 15.01.2012
Depression has arrived
Niera: I'll go to bed and wake up for a million years
Niera: Everyone will die
Niera: and I wake up.
Niera: I only drink tea

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №58684
 15.01.2012
xxxx
Will you become my sexy lady, gentleman?
UUU
I sacrifice your socks, Dobby, be free!

[ + 45 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58683
 15.01.2012
ban110: well what do you know about online games, here is my brother and his friend are playing in WARCRAFT, where are you before them, fucking!

And we played in Doom II (benzopil)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №58682
 15.01.2012
From Formspring
How did you meet Artem?
Seginaboroda: As I remember now: 2001, November, some time at night, it was raining. I bombed that day on the route Narimanov - Astrakhan, I was going home already, "empty" - without passengers you would. Looking at the side, a boy stands, voting: small, plumage, a portfolio twice as big as him, funny such, ah. Sorry, I think I will take it. Half-time is not superfluous, and if he does not agree to the half-time, I will still take, even if I talk on the road with who will be.
I stopped what. He was sitting, I mean. ... He says: "By Narimanov, uncle, throw it out" - and himself with such hands stuck in the wallet, holding it tightly, as if there he had gold or packs of money. “Well, we went,” I say, “what do you have there, traveler?” And then he blasted straight! The eyes blink, the teeth scratch. "It is not your business, uncle, you are following the road!" says. It is he who says to me, an adult man, a whimper!
Well, I stopped the gazelle, oh, I locked the door right away, so that the puppy didn’t run away, and I took the wallet from him (of course, not without a struggle, so to say, he bitten me greatly then, cattle). I open the wallet, I look, and there is Artem. So we met, haha. The boy was buried there.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №58681
 15.01.2012
We are with her like relatives. When I meet her "Hello", and she says to me "Ku-u-shat I want-u-u!!and "

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №58680
 15.01.2012
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Denis: It was a matter, one day, I also tried to take the exam with the earphone. The conditional sign that I didn’t have time to record and needed to repeat was a cough. The group with us is small and so at the exam I found myself at a close enough distance from the teacher, and this snuck managed to get sick the day before and throughout the exam coughed... The patience and endurance of my friend at that end of the wire could only be envious, not every person is able to repeat vitalistic expressions such as: "interpreted by approximation formulas" several times, without diluting them with obscene vocabulary)))

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