My neighbor works in a gun shop. Sometimes he throws me to work. I went to work with my neighbor. On the road we were struck by an alien. The neighbor stumbled and loudly knocked out the open window of the road ham. The foreigner stopped in front of us and three strong men of Caucasian nationality came out of the car, and they came out obviously not to say hello to us. The neighbor was not confused, got out of the car, pulled out the gun and with the bell pulled the lock, the three with their hands rushed to escape.

I: Young man, Sereg, how much have you besieged them.

Neighbor: Yes, my whole life flew before my eyes - it was a mess.

The rest of the road was silent.)

We go to Norway for fishing, the mood is elevated. We pass the north of Sweden, stopped at the gas station to drink coffee, the gas station is quite busy, six people stand in the box office, everyone is decently silent. I took a huge cup of latte in the machine, I am going to arrange in line to pay. Here the glass somehow shakes out, the coffee flies into half the room, well, and unwittingly I get annoyed: -Ssuuk!

I looked at the sides, I think well, they don’t understand Russian. When the cashier screams to me, it is so boldly, through the whole turn: - Don't worry! Heather with him! Get another one for free! There was a guy from Kazakhstan, stumbled, went on. All positive.

I remembered a case from my personal practice when I was still working as an anesthesiologist in a small hospital in the district center. Although the resuscitation department, and the whole service was at a good level.

In small towns, everyone knows each other. My patients have also been seen many times. A young man of fifteen years who loved to drive fast and loud on a motorcycle. But everything quickly ends. There was a serious accident.

The first luck just crashed on its own, did not turn in the turn. No one was hurt anymore.

He never used a helmet. I moved to a friend. The helmet is full. The cranial fracture did not escape, but was brought to consciousness.

The third one crashed 500 meters from the ambulance and the hospital. Shock, because in addition to the skull, the hip bone is half. The upper half stopped thirty meters on asphalt. He was in rescue five minutes after the accident.

A little more interesting. Added spleen and rupture of the liver. But thirty minutes before the reception, a patient with bleeding "stomach cancer" dies, and after him there are four doses of blood, the same group and Rh. Which, accordingly, in a few minutes already drops into what happened. Usually there was no such blood supply.

Operational, long rehabilitation period, which I do not know further, but the combination of all the factors saved the guy's life. I would rather play in the lotto.

Excessively polite rejection is often taken for a timid consent.

I live in my house, in front of the window grows a rabbit, the berries do not fall, so they begin to wander. The cockroaches who eat them get drunk and fall into the snow.
I go, pick them up and take them home until they tremble. It was already hard to collect the buckworms, hanged the feeder. Let them eat.

Scientists have proven that the most stress a woman experiences when her husband lies on the couch and does nothing.