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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №71557
 15.10.2012
Today, the 4-year-old son, changing clothes himself, issued - "I don't like that in the kindergarten Marina always asks to help remove her T-shirt."
And I think about myself - that life is unfair, at first I don't like that they ask to help remove, and later I don't like that they don't ask to remove :(

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №71556
 15.10.2012
Aggression is not caused by computer games, but by a bad internet provider!!! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №71555
 15.10.2012
SMS from the girl:
I’ll go to bed tomorrow and I’ll come to you in the afternoon... I’ll cook the borst as I promised. Make a romantic with candles, borscht and cream.

There are other wonderful girls :)))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №71554
 15.10.2012
And my one night woke up, turned to the cat and began to sell him a block container with a discount, and to the cat and turned, about the benefits told.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №71553
 15.10.2012
Appeal from one of the students of the group to the other:
Good morning my neighbors!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №71552
 15.10.2012
Timon: At our entrance, the cat was crazy for a week, so it was then cleansed with chlorine, and the eyes are cut. So this is what I am about, this Saturday there was a grand ransom of the bride, I think the bridegroom was willing to give money for everything, just as soon as possible)))))))
He, Imho, three of the most foolish traditions: the redemption of the bride in the stinking dark tight entrance of the same scenario from the Internet, the laying of flowers to the cut-off head of the dragon on the Pollock and the tamada-painter. Well, yes, there is a fourth - the newlyweds pay for all this shit and feed / sing a crowd of little-known people, exclusively "which was like everyone!". The PTC!! to

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №71551
 15.10.2012
xxx: news block on the "tomorrow" of the first channel: "...everywhere in the elections led the current governors, all - members of the EP... one of them to gain 66% of the votes did not prevent even the problems before the elections - the court removed him from the election race, but then this decision was repealed by a higher instance";
XXX: Children are not burned.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №71550
 15.10.2012
He: Kiss, hello, listen, read in VK the recipe "Home mask peeling", need?
Just two ingredients.
Hand and hand?

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71549
 15.10.2012
And the gentlemen who enter remind you that the maximum level is now the nineties.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №71548
 15.10.2012
Xy: Do you put on potatoes?
X: No
Ho: How much?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №71547
 15.10.2012
(i) and (d) discuss the latest news of our lives

I: Today was such a joke, tired
I go home, I don’t touch anyone. Directly on the course is some schoolgirl, class 7-8, maybe less. He goes and dumbly photographs himself on the phone with an extended hand, without slowing down the speed. I wasn’t confused, I approached a little closer from behind and at her next double jumped what-the-fuck-rouge straight into the lens.
Then it all happens in 5 seconds: the girl looks at the photo, looks sharply across her shoulder, turns around and takes a quick step. The curtain...
You are a fucking troll! She was scared of the girl, she will now have a psychological trauma.)
I: No, so at least I taught her photonism publicly to do...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71546
 15.10.2012
Put on the phone the "Your voice" function with the phrase "Battery charge level is less than five percent" and you will be surprised by the conciseness of calling you!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71545
 15.10.2012
My father on my birthday:

My sister is leaving for two months, I only go home on weekends, my mom goes to bed early. So, I hope you make a personal life".

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №71544
 15.10.2012
Artaban:...How many scientists are truly believing, and the professors and candidates going to monasteries...
V_Alex: There are several options here:
1st It did not work in the main field.
2nd It is now necessary to paint.
Three The NII building was transferred to the RPC, and the cabinet does not want to leave.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №71543
 15.10.2012
I love the weekend. You can get to work quickly and without interruption. Fuck it...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №71542
 15.10.2012
from chat LA2
Announcement: Gratulations, I got married.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71541
 15.10.2012
The night. The lamp. Sergey successfully pins two naked hackers. A sharp turn. Hit the foot in the head. The Jeans. The helicopter flies behind the strike. The night. The lamp. Two hackers pin down the fallen Sergei. An unknown man with a scream of "Our beats" crushes the hacker’s bow. The night. The lamp. Sergey and his husband chase two hackers around the area. The weekend went :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №71540
 15.10.2012
A blow of wind. A cat has just passed through the window. The 9th floor. I love the autumn Peter.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №71539
 15.10.2012
Alice and Captain Green...

Green is a mechanic, bleat!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №71538
 15.10.2012
I was looking for books and articles on Python. Now Yandex in contextual advertising offers to buy a piton, inexpensive, with delivery.

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