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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №71537
 15.10.2012
You’ve grown up, you’re 18, you’ve grown up and you’ve grown up. Most importantly, you can have sex. I want to give you a gift that you have long dreamed of. Here is he. This is brick.

...

The perfect troll!! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №71536
 15.10.2012
In ice water, the worst thing is not hypothermia, but seizures, muscle spasms that can kill a swimmer in a few minutes. Alcohol could save you from spasms.
Yyy: The worst thing, namely, the hypothermia. In the presence of a lifeguard, seizures are not critical.
The devil knows it! I had a hatched acquaintance — he was sitting behind a fight, in the dust of which, according to witnesses, he threw a concrete bench. During the investigative experiment, that is, in a sober form, he was unable to raise it.
zzz: my friend drunk walked into a small shelf in the toilet in a women's dormitory, for this I even had to dress up to the belt, but sober didn't work out. Thus e. Alcohol increases the flexibility or desire to climb to girls. Or rather all together.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №71535
 15.10.2012
XHHH: I quit smoking. I decided that this package was the last. On one cigarette he wrote "Chicken! Go fuck it!"I suppose I’ll smoke her last. I go, smoke, the guy asked for a cigarette, accidentally got the TU. He took a cigarette and read...
We’re going to go to the cottage together.)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71534
 15.10.2012
Working on creating websites, I realized two things: a good webmaster has four browsers open, and a good but bad one has three.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №71533
 15.10.2012
Fundamentals of design. The group says:
He sat with his head, tried to make a roof, and eventually made a staircase for him.
yyy: it is purely programmatic: they made a roof - there was a staircase xD

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №71532
 15.10.2012
Did you first work in a lease and then become an analyst?
The truth. I was called to factoring, but it didn’t work.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №71531
 15.10.2012
"This is how email works in "normal" countries"

Post of Finland. It does not accept municipal payments. It does not subscribe to newspapers and magazines. Do not sell sunflower oil and pasta, bleat!!! He does not do anything other than deliver letters and packages. Each package goes a day, a maximum of two. Emergency correspondence is delivered to any inhabited point by 9 o'clock in the morning following the day of departure. Nothing is ever lost or broken, and if God does not give it, there is a huge compensation. There are no rows.

Why can’t we too?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №71530
 15.10.2012
Looking at the movie with my wife, I ask:
and stop.
You are where?
- Yes, I run to the sorting, - and I hide my pockets, I look for the phone. He is accustomed to sitting on a pot.
She looked at the evolution:
Fisting in front, fisting behind. Go to!

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