The “Romantic Tale” game. Each participant adds to the fairy tale.Let's come up with a fairy tale!!Let’s make it interesting, fascinating, because we are all in the soul of romance!! to
In one poor family a boy was born, and he was so beautiful that the whole village praised him.
Skazka572: His parents loved him very much and raised him well.
And he grew up big, beautiful and clever.
Jad: And there came a moment in his life when his parents decided to give him a name, and called him Torvalds.
Torvalds scratched his head and thought what to do.
And in the neighboring village lived a girl, so beautiful that the eye could not be taken away from her!
Yulia2311: And then one day she went into the forest for a berry...
AnastaSISIa: The wolf was evil, but in the soul an angel.
Goldana: he obeyed her and began to serve in faith and truth.
Elvisignon: and took her on his mighty back to Torvalds.
Grandmother Batman: and torvild shook her all with a little bit, and then kicked out!
Ksenikka: Well, and the end of such a romantic tale!!! XD XD XD
Midnight Owl: The Rush! Happy end hasn’t worked! ?
I told you that you ruined the story.
I think it’s better to continue, it’s going well.
But since it was a dream, and she slept for a long time, when she woke up, she saw...
AnyaKakanya: what he brought her on his mighty back to Torvalds...
Grandma Batman: And that dream turned out to be a thing!!! XD DD

Why?! Why did you talk about a helicopter attached to a member's thread?? to

XX: Would you like to live your life again?
yyy: of course))
XX: Do you think you have lived life in vain?
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xxx and why?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Asphalt: Do you know this divorce on the network, such as "Learn all about your ancestors, just send SMS"?

Tagged with: Dick and what?

Asphalt: Well, I have experimented here. A little bit. Introduced in the data "Uebanovich Ohuen Pidorasov". I started the search.

Asphalt: You won’t believe it. It turns out, in the archives found more than 10 now living relatives, about 30 archival letters, awarded medals and even orders, and the main thing... The main thing is the nobility in Russia.

Asphalt: My God, how little we know about the great nobles Webanovich! But they were rewarded with orders, bead-bead.

Hm... I checked here. You know, it turned out that YAHAZH FISH MOYMETCHTA also had a nobility and was awarded with orders.

Asphalt: A man, the history textbooks need to be rewritten.

<[PEER]Dyxa> Flekso: I saw her picture.
<Flekso> Sex?
<[PEER]Dyxa> Flekso: Contra-sex.
<[PEER]Dyxa> Flekso: Some brakes are worth.
<[PEER]Dyxa> Flekso: Throw a girl makes you oral sex, and the hair remains...
Flekso escaped by jumping

The most fake phrase: "Chocolate with me"

YYY: What are you busy with?
XXX is a test.
YYY: What is the test for?
XXX is AM. The ability to make a cake.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY The test. I thought of the test.
Blake, what did I write?

Will you show the way to your heart?
The language will lead to Kiev.

In Cologne, Germany, there is a bus stop where the bus never stops.
It stands next to the home of the elderly for the sick of old age.
So we put it in order to facilitate the search for fugitives from this pension.

Welcome to! Question: Do you know how to cook?
- Well, potatoes and pasta-pellets... And what, you got a quarrel with Maska?
Yes is no. Maria, of course, is an unbeatable cook, but, I fear, the hole in the extinguisher she will not squeeze...

Fuck you, learn how to make money.
Work is not figured
There are so many ways to make money.
XHH: for example to say
25 rubles on the subway.
Go and go on foot.)

Evolution is your mother. Take a decisive step forward, get rid of mosquitoes! ><

Hi you are so beautiful...
I even had eggs...
You are so tactical...
Go to Fuck.
Oh sorry, I just got stuck...
WOW: Then I too...
Does that mean peace?
Wow, I didn’t argue. I always respond the same way they treat me.
The first proposal was beautiful...
WOW: I do not think so. What if the girls met like that?
"You are so brave. I’ve even got a p.s. to chew."
Oh yeah yes. There is rude.

What measures the power of light?
Yyy: Jedi per square meter :D

Arthur Clarke, Isaac Asimov, Ray Bradbury, Ivan Efremov, forgive us.

About the "true Scottish": According to the popular custom, the kelt is worn on their naked body - no shorts and other underwear. Those who wear a kelt with underwear are considered to be tourists who dressed the kelt simply to paint at the exit of a souvenir store.

XXX: I went to the shower. Do what you want in my house.
But not through the opera.

The news article:
"Milla Jovovich was barely killed at the shooting of the film", and her colleagues on the film “The Inhabitant of Evil” were seriously injured", and then the text on how the platform with the actors collapsed from the height, but among them, fortunately, there was no Jovovich.
The commentary:
Captain 12.10.2011 at 21:30

All the actors were seriously injured and taken to hospitals. The girl who wasn’t there almost died. Together with her due to absence almost died Tom Cruise, Richard Gere, Carla Bruni and Mikhail Galustyan

I was a guitarist from the group. I forgot what it is called. If one letter is changed, it will result in "Ghost".
yyy: "Suddenness" what is it?
XX: Yes, of course it is vanity.

xxx: Hi you are doing it?
Yyy: I sit on the window, smoke and drink cold coffee.
xxx is vanilla? The unhappy love?
YYY: worse
YYY: Fresh painted floor
YYY: So I had to, NEFI was from the door to start.