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At the request "the story of the first teacher" (given the son in school) also gives erotic fantasies writers)))))

All because in school asked to write a story to the son, not download from the internet to the dad.

What is "square"? It sounds like the fighting cry of the Tajik invaders on the crowns.
It means "everyone’s own" in one of the rap dialects)

The DPRK has pledged to destroy everyone who prevents the country from striving for peace.

Will there be war?
No, there will be a struggle for peace, but such that there will be no stone on stone! and c)

- It is necessary to record the script so that when the fresh build after the assembly was first installed and launched for tests, a woman-conference in glasses would appear on the screen, with a haircut and a dress on the floor, in the times of the USSR on television announced Lechchenko and Kabzona, and with a delivered, measured voice spoke with intonations: "Machine code from the release candidate version 3.17.104 of such a number, the authors of %developer_name_1%" and %developer_name_2%, UI design %ui_designer_name%, arrangement of obfuscation, in the performance of the Intel Core i7-7700K processor. This is the first time."

Alexander III had two allies: the army and the navy. Vladimir Putin also had only two - prunkers and hackers, but here the Pokémon moved.

Yesterday Father Nicholas came from the monastery. In economic matters, the monastery is also a kind of enterprise, something is purchased from me from time to time.
We talk with him a little every time. A wide range of topics, from drunkenness to ISIS. I ask more, of course. I like him, he always answers something interesting, his look at a lot.
Yesterday I asked him what he thinks of Matilda.
Who is this? He asks.
- So the movie, - I say, - about the tsar, about the ballerina, everyone is now discussed, on TV is constantly shown, have you not heard?
He shrugged his shoulders:
No, we are not watching...
I left, and I think that’s an interesting thing. For a month, all the media as cockroaches in the kitchen with this Matilda are worn, in two ears we blow - the tsar, the ballerina, the fried, not the fried, the worshiping, the saint, the rpz, the cyril, scraps, prohibitions, Medina, Orthodox activists, threats, etc. T.P...
And here the people of God live peacefully and do not know.

The problem of the Master, who filmed Matilda, will seem flowery compared to the director, who decided to film the Unknown on the Moon.

With modern fashion on miniature girls it is not surprising that vegetarianism is gaining momentum.

A friend from a small town came to me in Moscow a few days ago, enthusiastic about this topic, well, I took her to a well-known vegan place - she is pleasant, I am curious what clothes can be set up at home. So here's what I'll say, guys... It's not for nothing that there was a burger king nearby: after a couple of bowl of grass to go and eat a dull cocktail, you want to be much stronger than usual.

XX: They say, if you look at the pit-stop of Formula 1 in a slow shooting, you can see how the guys have time to overtake the piston and change the air flavor in the cockpit.

(Tell the story in the universe)
It was so rough today. One big bulldozer. I tell him:
You were released early.
He is:
From the prison? of a psychic?
Voice from the back:
From the p.

I recently had a dream in which I showed friends photos from other dreams:
Well, I don’t think it can really be that, here’s the scotch...
I guess...

If you scream to a man who scratches his hand under the plaster with a spike, “What are you doing here?” he will at this moment have such a scratch as if he was caught doing onanism.

TUT.BY"In Minsk evacuated residents of nine floors due to a suspicious projectile in the basement"
Why is he suspicious?