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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №73004
 15.11.2012
Pharmacy item "FLEX"... O_o

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №73003
 15.11.2012
Today I received a message from an unknown number:

Is that the phone?
I couldn’t find a better answer than:
No, you probably are wrong.
Isn’t this Natasha?
– No
I was wrong, sorry
20 minutes later comes from the same number:
I’ve gotten rid of it, maybe we’ll meet?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №73002
 15.11.2012
How do you look at my mom coming to visit us?
Audrey: I am not saying no. I say "You will not go through!!I furiously shake my beard and knock the rope on the rock. Would you say more here?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №73001
 15.11.2012
All of! Apple disappointed me this time.
The new iPhone is a complete failure.
I am going to buy a new iPhone for the last time.
To make sure I don’t like him anymore.

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73000
 15.11.2012
Do you know what the most common word is?
Used by a woman after the expression "real man"
Is it the word “must”?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №72999
 15.11.2012
Discussion of the news about the entry into the "forbidden register" forum of the game EVE-online for the article on virtual drugs (pharmacies, i.e.)

XXX is terrible! And for GodMode in the games now will give five years?! to
YYY : Of course! For insulting the feelings of believers.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №72998
 15.11.2012
I: Jura, Hash the amounts split.
Yuri is strong?? to

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №72997
 15.11.2012
In Russia, in the light of another legal dispute, decided to close Lurk, but Anonymous did not sleep and Lurk changed the domain :)

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