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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №146467
 15.11.2017
I am standing waiting for the elevator.

A man comes in.

The elevator arrives, he enters first.

Which of you...? I say

The fifth! He presses the button himself.

We go...

The Fifth.

I go out because I am at the door to miss.

The man presses the button and goes upstairs with an indiscriminate fucking.

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №146466
 15.11.2017
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Article about the fact that they will be paying 100 rubles for the report on drivers who dump garbage from the window.

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