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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №12669
 15.11.2008
You do not buy health, but pay for it.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №12668
 15.11.2008
I disputed...

Accounting is roughly the same age.

The women. It is useless to argue with them – if they said that the certificate will be

ready on Monday at three, then remove them from the pastion earlier

Even the boss. They do their job, their salary.

They get employees on time, almost on time.

In fact, the ambulance... Started a dispute with the chief accountant of Sisadmin I did not

They fought, but they fought angrily. I entered the culminating moment when

red from anger administrator said: “Yes if I want, you pay today

Don’t give it up!” and knocked the door. Headbuck, the toughest of women

The accountant said, “Well, the hacker is not done.

The salary is already counted, all the papers are printed, that he is interesting

At that moment the door opened again, and the terrible black

admin's hand pushed a live curved mouse into the office!

Under the whisper of harsh women, instantly seated tables and chairs, admin

He released the mouse and went away, tightly clogging the door. I left the accounting.

Before I had no desire to play a role.

Saviour of wild mice. They saved them in ten minutes.

The expeditioners. But the mouse was still somewhere inside. Roughly

The insolent accountants refused to enter.

They demanded a sanitary station, a police station and a standard cat, which is somewhere in the world.

Lost (sitting in the server room and eating cream). We are not paying on that day.

I got, but it was fun.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12667
 15.11.2008
The Armenian Radio:

Why does a woman not shake the hose after refuelling a car?

Where did she get that reflex?

Mishel

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