T> I had two favorite subjects at school: Mathematics and Russian language... and Literature.
D> Apparently only Russian Language and Literature.

Today in the newspaper came an announcement for publication: "Dear blind, we congratulate you on professional holiday Day of the blind..."

Reviews of the restaurant:
Salad with strawberries - "Strawberries not found."

XHH: Husband, I have come up with, from now on I will not write in written speech "husband", but "m-g". Here is!
Wouldn’t you? Then you will not be "woman", but "j**a"

Only at the premiere "Summer. Sunrise" you understand how much guys want sex

I saw the cars in front of him jumping on the red, I thought he would do the same, but I didn’t expect him to slow down,” he said.

I work at the School of Culture. I admire you. I have a black system in my hands, just set up, and on the staircase I encounter a girl with a black bag in her hands. By her eyes I realized that she took me for her own ((

Oh, oh stupid word! You are making a big mistake by emphasizing with red and green lines the written speech of humanitarianism, whose profile for eleven years was Russian! }:->

Previously, in order to become a family, it was necessary to file documents, play a wedding, well, or from childhood all this, and now in the properties of contact, the box was put and well...

Commentary on video about ice in Seattle, USA

MrBETAJI This is what lead good roads. We would get stuck in the hole by the wheel and not turn :)

I am going to internship. Meeting a acquaintance. The following dialogue:
Where are you?
to work...
Where are you working?
So far nowhere...
No scene...

I sit in the bathroom, a cat comes in, sits on a bowl, I fold it and say:
Let’s write, my dirty girl.
Dad from the room cries:
I’m embarrassed to ask, who are you talking to in the bathroom?

C-hubra, the news of the Opportunity spacecraft that worked 3120 soles (Mars days), instead of 90 planned.
A: Respect for such marshalers :)
Even without a wheel, shoulder and heater, they continue to research, they have a purpose in life, they don’t drop their arms, and you sit at computers and spend your life meaninglessly!

In the discussion of the idea of Islamists of Egypt to demolish the pyramids:
The most wasted waste of power and resources is the destruction of the pyramids. If you explode a pyramid, you must remove the fragments. They were removed, folded - a new pyramid emerged. The closed circle is shorter.

Yesterday I slept with this girl. It was hot and I couldn’t sleep all night!! to
Is my daughter afraid to sleep alone? and ;)
xxx : yes :(

The batteries were turned off at home. I cooked potatoes in the oven. I turned it off, opened it to cool, and left. In the oven, a cat is sitting.
There is warm

The year of the serpent is approaching...Some don’t even need to sew a suit, so...wipes wipe out, so that the poison can be accumulated!

When you bow to the West, don’t forget that you put the East behind.

I sat in the subway in the morning at the door that didn’t open. I read the book on my knees. Right from me the seats are already starting. The girl sat there. The people are dark. I sit, listen to music and read. I smile at a funny moment. Two grandmothers come in. The girl jumps and gives up the place of the first of them. The second begins to scream: say, ah, you are a bitch, creature, and so on. On the list before “so that you all die.” He sees that I am smiling, and says to me, “What are you lying, would give up a place, creature!” I’m a little in shock... but I get up from the baskets and say, “Sit down, please.” The whole wagon.

Did you know that the most common word used by a woman after the phrase “real man” is the word “must”?