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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №153316
 15.11.2019
and cap! Why does the yacht go and not swim?

Because he only swims in the bathroom!

What if you get thrown out of the boat, will you go or swim?

-**** *** *****!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №153315
 15.11.2019
Previous term “the thief” changed to “member”

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №153314
 15.11.2019
At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a married couple with a completely confused view looks at a painting depicting three absolutely naked black men sitting on a bench. The two had black members, and the middle was pink.

Walking nearby, the curator of the gallery realized that it was difficult for them to interpret the meaning of the canvas and, as an art scientist, offered his personal assessment.

He continued for more than half an hour, explaining that this symbolizes the sexual harassment of blacks in a predominantly white patriarchal society. He also added that...

“In fact, some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by homosexuals in today’s society.”

After the curator left, an Irishman approached the couple and said:

Do you want to know what the picture really is about?

Do you consider yourself to be a better expert than a gallery curator?

I am the artist who wrote this painting. There are no black people here. Three Irish miners. The man ran home in the middle of the lunch break.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №153313
 15.11.2019
Do you betray me?
What did you get, dear?
You are constantly surrounded by smart and beautiful women.
I don’t need smart and beautiful women, I need you.

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