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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №158972
 15.11.2022
xxx: Played in the library with younger schoolchildren in a table. There must be some magic during the game. So “snap snurre snurre basilure” and “krible-crable-bums” and “sim salabim, ahalaj malaj” nobody knows, including the student game master. Everyone knows the Avada Kedawr.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №158971
 15.11.2022
Work should be done so that the money earned would be enough for the treatment of diseases acquired at work.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №158970
 15.11.2022
Just just.
(Whoever says about self-determination - go to the ass)
We hold an annual congress in Moscow. About a thousand people came. Finished the official part, awarded the prizes of landscape, chopped and sung "UmeTurman", went to the furchet, slowly alcoholized.
I am a 45 year old man:
Welcome to Ivan Ivanovich! Sorry to distract.
Good evening!
“You don’t remember me, my mom asked you to send you greetings and best wishes!
and???? (Who are you and your mother here?)
I was a little kid, sick a little, forgiven. I squeezed a little for two weeks. Doctors who knew me watched, Dad even brought someone from the department - a cold will pass. But my mother needed a hospital, called a district pediatrician, we lived in Komsomolsk, 33, where "Prometheus". You came, listened, knocked and struck my mother without any x-rays, sent to the hospital urgently. There I became very ill, but I already started dropping and dropping antibiotics, the doctors said that there would be a day - and I would hardly be pulled out. My mom remembers you all the time. You saved my life.

I smile to him, and my eyes are wet...38 years ago...I seem to have drank a liqueur...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №158969
 15.11.2022
Will you marry me and be with me in good and in trouble, in sorrow and joy, in poverty and wealth?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №158968
 15.11.2022
Xxx: When I was a child, I also shared in the yard that my mother had syphilis. Mother with the fluff was shaken from the questions of the neighbors))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №158967
 15.11.2022
xxx: Well I’t say, we’ve been living in a favela in Brazil in Rio for a month and haven’t even stolen anything 🤷‍♀️



YYY: Nothing... Nothing... Soon you will start stealing!

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