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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №46
 15.12.2007
The Forum:
XXX: Super-mosquitoes help to configure the view
YYY: but problems
Valish Vistu ставиш ХР /configuration completed/

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №45
 15.12.2007
From VKontakte:
QUESTION: Who has gotten into the scratch?
#3 is
Maria: electricity thermometer rotted
#7 is
What does it mean to be 8 degrees thick in order to drop it into the toilet?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №44
 15.12.2007
1st Do you have a coin in your mouth?
2nd Why! For the happiness?and :)
1st Not to come back...

[ + 86 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43
 15.12.2007
Egoist
Shortest aska only distracts from work.

Egoist
Did you not notice this?

MurphyTM
NOA

Egoist
If the world prohibits aska and tower, then in a year we will already live on Mars

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №42
 15.12.2007
xxx: aaaaaaaa))) I will die)))) we were offered here in the company to celebrate the new year - if anyone wants - give up 150r)))))
YYY :D
YYY: Will they give you a cocktail and tea?

[ + 161 - ] Comment quote №41
 15.12.2007
Breed
Chen sent a message:
"Trahaccio boom?I..."
and then :
"What are you talking about?"
in a second:"Oh no to you suri sani..."

I:"Well, only vaseline found"
he:"as the thread after"..."Oh shit...what am I playing?!!Forget about it"

[ + 133 - ] Comment quote №40
 15.12.2007
Bash.org - and let the whole world wait...)))

[ + 145 - ] Comment quote №39
 15.12.2007
Rozo4ka: Chet I had to work
Mosc: and me as long as you do, you do not anticipate
Rozo4ka: Let’s have sex?
Moscow: O_O
Moscow: Let it go!
Mosc: Why is it suddenly?
Rozo4ka: I like you
Mosc: I think I understood) you will break the prejudice, give birth to a child and I will work alone! You’ll sit at home and rest! :)
Rozo4ka: That’s why no one is fuck you. A smart bitch too much.

[ + 170 - ] Comment quote №38
 15.12.2007
However, agree, "President Medvedev" sounds roughly like "The King of the Barbarians" or "The Lord of the People"?

[ + 111 - ] Comment quote №37
 15.12.2007
Happy admin comes and says....look what with my bowl.....and she is crystal clear (and in the usual state you can't see the color of the bowl).....he's one aunt from the office washed her out of the day....speaks almost to bite her...he's on the bowl phone number was scratched...

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