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[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №86
 15.12.2007
fk
Happiness to all! by Gary! Let no one be offended!

Warrax
Copywriters forgot

fk
Copywriters for everyone!

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №85
 15.12.2007
Driver: My typical state in a session.
In the evening: O_O -> o_O -> O_o -> o_o -> -_O -> -_o -> -_-
Day: I’ve all slept!! to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №84
 15.12.2007
XXX: Listen to the light! However, all the facts suggest that blondes are not smart!
by Igor Valentinovich! I am not stupid :(
HH: Well then answer it! How is it written, Iraq or Iran? O_O

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №83
 15.12.2007
XXX: The Abyss to read is contraindicated. Then on the main you read one bayana.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №82
 15.12.2007
Majeru: Sanook, where are you celebrating?
Sundevil: Do you answer by padonkaffsk or normally?
Tagged: normally
Sundevil: The fuck knows...
Majerua: by Padonkaffsk
Sundevil: Fall of the Yogi!

[ + 138 - ] Comment quote №81
 15.12.2007
When the net disappeared... I call the provider, the girl answers:
Girl:" Hello, you called..."
I am "they are. Supported by..."
Girls: "And they can’t get ready for the NH and get near"
I am: " Meaning?"
Girl: They catch the symbol of the coming year so that it doesn’t bite the cable anymore! Fuck it! She is here!and "
The tube is placed...

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №80
 15.12.2007
The funniest thing - when I brought before the counting a reference with the title sheet on the name of Batalova Marina 8d class of the city of Permi...

[ + 121 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79
 15.12.2007
Fuck, I go to the kitchen to take a glass, and there a whole herd of some small mosquitoes slips on the table... I don’t think for a long time to take off the caps and let’s shout with a terrible grumbling "AAA BLA!" to scatter them all over the table. The melancholic dad comes in and so lovingly gently: “Son, have you fucked up again? This is the moonjoot broken up here I am going to collect"
I so, shoe shoes "there’s a fucking thing and I thought why they were so quickly all dead... pretending probably..."

[ + 124 - ] Comment quote №78
 15.12.2007
When you are on vacation, you have breakfast in bed.
And you will go out in the morning.
She: Ah, I feel it and it will be my breakfast.

[ + 118 - ] Comment quote №77
 15.12.2007
andrrevna
The smoke!! It is for you!! I need help!
from 14.00 to 15.00 we have a direct line, we have a cardiologist, a cardiological department of the hospital. You need to call the doctor to ask a question. To create such an agitation, can you help?
andrrevna
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Just call, ask, listen, say thank you. Do you write it or invent it yourself?
Fashion really has any problems - the opportunity to consult with a calcium specialist without a turn and for free
Speedy
I drink 2-3 liters of beer every night, how it affects the heart - will it go?
andrrevna
The balls!! There is no canvas!! to
Speedy
"Dyspnoe During Sex, Is It Dangerous?"
andrrevna
I do not eat!! The human thread.
Speedy
Hm... "I want to buy a human heart, will we agree?"
andrrevna
by Dima!! to

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №76
 15.12.2007
I know why I need trolley buses.
They cut the snow from the wires.

[ + 157 - ] Comment quote №75
 15.12.2007
Have you seen the Elf with the face of Xenia Sobchag?
The Elf with the face of Xenia Sopchag is called the Orc!!! to

[ + 118 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74
 15.12.2007
Not as scary as the one who read it all.

[ + 194 - ] Comment quote №73
 15.12.2007
1 What do you do?
I write scripts.
1 is fucking?
My dear window is wrong.
1.By the window you successfully mistaken...pppc you at home, you need to fuck the brain for half a year.then discharge her files, then the mouse hanged.
Tomorrow you’ll go to work with me and do networking.
The house was burned (((

[ + 104 - ] Comment quote №72
 15.12.2007
†~AveNger~" (11:40:09 12/12/2007)
Sandy is writing text...
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Sandy is writing text...
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Sandy is writing text...
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Sandy is writing text...
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Sandy is writing text...
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Sandy is out of the network.

Zhestyanka (11:40:46 12/12/2007)
I passed!! to

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №71
 15.12.2007
>pl, well what should be a dumbob to the article under
>name "Motherboard photography based on chipset
>nForce 780i" leave a comment "Thank you for you"?

Oh! The motherboard is based on the nForce 780i chipset.
I am in the toilet...

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №70
 15.12.2007
xxx is bicycle
XXX is fucking!! to
XXX: The Fucks of Fucks.
xxx: thats thats thats thats)
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XXX: This is the letter!
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[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №69
 15.12.2007
The xxx:
I inserted the headphones, here Bukh - everything was half-cooled and turned on again, I almost broke, it turned out to be - a glow with light.

YYYY :
Horrible!... but not broken, yet... How brave you are!)

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №68
 15.12.2007
denvil (14:59:18 12/12/2007)
The animator.

Mich.STR (14:59:24 12/12/2007)
No to?

Mich.STR (14:59:25 12/12/2007)
Oh I am?

[ + 139 - ] Comment quote №67
 15.12.2007
Almost fainted.
I’m in the subway with the radio button in my ears. The receiver is cut and the headphones removed. Late, there are hardly any people in the car. I stand at the door. Two big, shaved guys come in and sit behind me. I am standing on their back. They went. After the station, the train stops. There is silence, and I hear it behind my back: I will hide it from behind, and you will fuck it in front of him. ...
I think the gun! I roll from a low start into the closing doors with the scream “Blue!”", I run out, I turn around and see these two with amazed faces, and in their hands.

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