Go to GTA4:

I walk through the Russian district - I see a fun machine, I approach, I open the door, I take out my grandmother. She oret - "you do what you do, fell", I am in Ahuya. I have no time to get into the car, from the neighboring bar, 5 men jump out in shorts with the screams of "stay, fucking!", roll to the ground, pine to death.

A great game!

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fucking
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Talk to a girl from Ukraine
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I sent her a message – and we have gas in the apartment, and you?) )"
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I was upset (

Payment via the payment terminal. In front of me a grandmother - trying to master the overseas apparatus... She came to the point when a computer voice says: confirm, say, your payment... Grandma leaned to the machine and with a feeling like this: "I confirm!.." I quietly slipped...

company "maximum" what is in lower Novgorod, you don’t remember me? I remember you! And how in Kazan they were called on a business trip, and how they were knitted with money, and how in Dzerzhinsk the cat was dragged for eggs with money, and how they were fed for breakfast... Roman Gromov and Anton Potilitsyn, I will glorify you, the pidders of the notes, for all the shit our country!
With respect, former installor-hightener Ivan.

Survey on the topic "Shaurma or McDonald’s?"

Krez: Every hamburger you buy is a cartridge in an American soldier’s machine gun.
Let the S.K. go, let the S.K. go, let the S.K. go, let the S.K. go...

ELWave: "boom to eat Shaurma..." to support the Majahideen!

I hear on television a phrase of the kind: a person must take care of beings below him in development.
I ask my husband: Do you care about such creatures?
The husband did not answer, only looked sadly and scratched behind my ear.

A young family. The wife is striking the newborn son.
The rabbit. I want a daughter...
Wife: Where is my son?

Watching Animal Planet, in the broadcast the lady says that now will teach the male and female monkeys simple action.

Takes a stone and nuts, breaks the shell with a stone and eats the fruit. Repeat the procedure. Gives a stone and nuts to the male. He did not understand anything and tried to scratch his shell with his teeth. Obviously nothing goes. The barley gives a stone and a female nuts. She quickly repeated the action by breaking the shell with a stone. The maid again gives the same things to the male, he thought and gave to the female. The obvious thing broke up and ate. The barley again gives the nuts and the stone, the one again gives to the female, the other breaks the nuts and at the same moment the male catches out the insides with a satisfying moustache and eats them.

There was a quote: "I have been on the subway for a month with the flash ready. I can break out at any moment. The girl with the deck, where are you?"

What is FIG DECOLTE? Winter in the courtyard, balbes!!!! and :)

Children are something. We check the hearing of the doctor in the clinic. The doctor whispered:
and candy.
My son also whispered:
I can’t have allergies.

Questions to Yushchenko:
of UW. President, could you instead of your appeal to the people on the New Year's Eve, put any series from the cartoon South Park?

All of it! Next year I will start studying...

He: Well, why are you still blowing? I have noticed...
I: Well, imagine - a puppy in a shoe smashed you, of course you screamed at him, he blamed in the corner, then came, licked you in the hand, murmured - as if, and as if you forgave him, but here the shoe is still washing you, and besides that he will still smash, how long, of course?
He: Oh, what do I need to wash? Tell me, I will wash!

There have never been road signs before.

It is closely related to money.

The selection of alcoholic beverages was approached so carefully as possible.

I thought it was not an ordinary corporate, but a secular raut. Who himself

I ordered a whisker, who a French wine, who a tequila... Well, the holiday is,

Everyone wanted food, bread and spectacles. After the driver brought the boss.

Alcohol, some are slightly upset. Unfortunately, the boss did not appear.

This could not be disappointed because, as usual, the

The company awarded awards for the year. Then came the grief,

There was only wine and vodka. Accordingly,

Some of the present began to seek the truth in wine, others,

Including the boss in vodka. The latter motivated it by the fact that in vodka

The truth must be real and appear faster. by Results

The company was right in something. Some continued to look for her.

In the embrace of the toilet, some ladies suddenly awakened instinct.

reproduction of offspring, and they, like valkyrie, roamed around

They liked the male sex. Sometimes not in vain. with a glass in

One hand with the vodka in it, and, hugging him. The Chief Accountant

with the other hand, pushing the talk of how he cherishes everyone, while looking at

to the secretary. He whispered something sweet in the ear of a commercial.

putting, even upright, his hand on his width. Secretary, writing

Unimaginable dances, strangled her legs, like a gasoline gymnast. apparently

showing her socks and legs, thus making it clear why she is so

appreciated by the boss. In general, as usual, the people rested, meeting 2008.

Why am I all that? Here is what. Today, he announced that the financial

Due to difficulties in the country and the world, the New Year corporate is cancelled. But,

After a little thought, almost the whole company said a decisive “no.”

The world crisis. The decision was made to “slip on its own” and yet

Establishing a corporation. Send a delegate to the chief on Monday.

of the decision made. He will agree.

You can deprive a person of salary, you can even work, but this is our holiday.

Who fucking loses it!!

- I have never had such a virus before! - said the son-in-law when he saw it.

Computer by Tia.

Vinz: I’m proposing to make a Doctor House series by Admin Vasya. He will walk, mate everyone and throw out quotes from Bash.

Mr Alexei
Prive
Mr Alexei
Does she have a screwdriver?
The Sun
You are now)
Mr Alexei
We just want to find a huge wild inadequate calmar, pump it with energy.
Mr Alexei
and make to each thumb of the dynamomachine
Mr Alexei
Jennie says you can ask half of the city. We have energy, almost there is a calmar and eight dynamomachines.
Mr Alexei
I need a screwdriver to turn it all.
The Sun
I will come until you leave.

Kuja
People help me! Who stole cars from supermarkets? Find convenient options!! to

I have had a headache for three weeks.
Have you not given your boyfriend for three weeks?! to
I no longer have a boyfriend.