XXX I am getting married!! to
I know you for 12 years.
xxx:I go into the kitchen in the morning, there is such a sleepy beautiful catch in my shirt, the soup is cooked, she is with conspects, began to recall the paradoxes of relativity who more
xxx: she looks at the pot and says: and he has a long time, we'll have time.
Then I woke up, fed me with a borst and sent me to the universe... marry me.
YYY: O_O
Either you dream it or it won’t come out for you.
YYY: No, it shouldn’t be that way!! to

minus twenty two? Do not watch, brother.
Minus twenty three? Soap on top!
And at twenty four? We are warm in the apartment.
minus twenty five? Let us joke!
Minus twenty six? We will eat more!
minus twenty seven? Not Ebay at all!
minus twenty eight? Please repeat!
minus twenty nine? Wear the valley!
Even a minus 30? The happy faces.
And at thirty one? We eat plumber!
Minus thirty two? Around the head!
Minus thirty three? Look at the BL!
And thirty four? What is happening in the world?
And thirty five? for@b@li bl#t!
Minus thirty six? It is gesture!
minus thirty seven? Not funny at all!
minus thirty eight? We will ask for it!
Minus forty three? Deceased the spiders.
minus forty five? The crows are fucking.
minus forty eight? Wear three shirts.
A minus fifty? The hair crumbles.
The Seventy Four? As in a timber.
A minus ninety? We simply lift.
At ninety eight? We will not give up the ural.

Six or six years ago, the root one put some proge. I am somewhere nearby. I hear the rush. I am coming, I show. Menu "choose the language", choose English, write type program paid, all business. You choose Russian, you write about the following "this program is paid, but it is for the bourgeois, the serial..." and the words are written, how to kill.

My friend is a very small person: at a height of 154 cm he weighs 46 kg. He told me a story recently:
"I am going on electricity. I enter the car - there wild vodka shakes: the bottle was broken. As I walked in the car, I stumbled. I enter the next car - and there baking smells amazingly, the grandmother with the cakes goes. In general, this was the first time in my life that I drank and ate against my will.

- Tell me warm words, well there is hot tea, pled.
The Inquisition, Hell and Evil.
Will come down?

Today in the store I open the refrigerator, and there is warm.

Here is all about the found iPhones and other no less cheap phones...
Please devote 20 seconds to me, maybe I can help a man... walked in the courtyards of the 12th park in the area of the lower first of May (Moscow), came out of the house and accidentally frightened a man. Guy, scare that I was scared, I didn't want to do you anything wrong, I ran for my business, but you ran away and wrecked your Samsung (like in a boomer, with a cover.
2 five five 2 seven 2 seven 2
thank you.

I am a luzer, my bull has escaped.
Be a man, catch and kill.

In the corporate chat:

What kind of shit left Sudoku in the toilet? The programmer has not been out for half an hour! Outside the line!

Oh, such frosts disappear, and there is no German under Moscow.

It is cold at home. On the street, too. I went to check out “how cold it is.” Naturally, we are warmly dressed, because “at the request of the HVAC, all heating devices must be turned off.” They go to a neighbor – one of the class of former soldiers, with a voice stopping the tank. It comes out in a swimsuit and swimsuit. Master of Joko, a bit like this:
Do you pretend to be cold?
The neighbor cries:
No I boast! I am so hot that I wear an asbestos suit!
The lovers silenced. Walking around his apartment, I hear the voice of the same master:
This cottage does not give!
The cottage? The neighbor stumbles. I’ll show you a catch!
I hear the thump, the master's timid attempts to say something, the noise of the open hot water in the neighbor's bathroom and his roar:
When it’s hot, you will say.
A few seconds later, the master stumbled. After a few more, I woke up. Then he grumbled. A few seconds later, a neighbor picked him up and cried:
Do you mean that the boiler in the crane gives boiling water and in the battery cold? Go to the basement and fix it.
The apartments are warmer. But in the soul...

In 1942, Japanese Emperor Hirohito, admired by the courage of German assault aircraft pilot Hans Rudel, gave him a real samurai sword. Rudel, being a man extraordinary and talented to sink 2 cruisers, found the imperial gift application: he made a slit in the bottom of his picking bomber, and inserted a sword into it, as he flew on a shaving flight over the enemy infantry column. In one campaign he managed to destroy in half to half a hundred enemy soldiers.
p.s Hansa was shot down 32 times, and it is believed that all these times he struck with a sword on the strong skull of a Soviet striker, after which a German combat machine was digged with its nose into the ground.

You read the short contents of my husband's dream.

Did you read today?
I think the next survey on Bibi’s will be: Are there bears walking in your street? Options of answers:
1 Going
2. do not go
I am a bear myself.

to this:

HHH: what is the PFC today =(
YYY: What is that?
xxx: Yes, the girl invited herself after a couple, and I have a fucking socks on my left leg =(
Tagged: xDDDDD
XXX: The fuck is not roasted!
I laughed xD
PS: You are the type! =) is
xxx: I'm not to blame that he broke up, and this was the last pair =(
I bought 5 pairs now.
Tagged: xDDD
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Oh, youth... The broken socks were the cause of a broken shirt... Shoes had to be asked without getting broken, and then removed together with the socks in bed. Study as a Student (C)

A lecture on sociology.
Man is raised by the environment.
And Friday is corrupting.

What do you do every night?
We drink
What every night?
Sometimes we don’t wait for the evening.

Arnold Schwarzenegger on Twitter posted a link to a photo where he is communicating with some guy with a rather serious look. I need your clothes your boots and your motorcycle

denages (20:57:39 14/12/2009)
For the first course in the universe, I already mastered the technique of reading diagonally through a line.

bysinka_sof (20:57:52 14/12/2009)
Yes??

by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by by
and how?

denages (20:58:02 14/12/2009)
in 20 minutes 40 pages of text to read this indicator

bysinka_sof (20:58:20 14/12/2009)
And what, do you understand?

denages (20:58:32 14/12/2009)
This is another secret technique.
I have not won it yet.

X: And my friend quit smoking, now he doesn’t buy cigarettes...
I only smoke my own.

AC1D : VKontakte is evil!
Ivan: What is it?
AC1D : Prikyn, yesterday visited the department... draft a protocol... question: Family status?
AC1D : I take and answer "In active search"
I have to do it 😉
AC1D : For a long time I could not understand what the sergeant under the table useful)))