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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №40335
 15.12.2010
From Twitter:
podakuni‎: “In addition to the "E-mobile" will soon be presented to the general public "Bla-cycle" and "Hui-bike"”

[ + 127 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40334
 15.12.2010
Fuck your dogs and eggs. All breasts are necessary, all breasts are important. Elephants, let everyone do what they like. Why did you get up? You complain that no one sees your red soul, and you worry only that the girl you fall in love with will wear uggy. May she be in valens and tulips! Do you love her clothes? that is. As long as she’s in the shirt, I love it. I wore warm clothes, and went away from here. What nonsense are you doing?

[ + 72 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40333
 15.12.2010
xxx: 54 people visited our site yesterday.
YYY: We have a company 55 - which shit didn't come in?

[ + 42 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40332
 15.12.2010
YYYY
Virtually

XXX is
may

YYYY
Give you half a demon and half a man in human form, and you have matured embryos in a member. Let there be a large member and a lot of nipples with heads
The high priestess and I have only a large ceremonial collar I came to you in the cave for intercourse.

XXX is
...

XXX is
Share the substances, plush

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №40331
 15.12.2010
Kriss: The computer is not alone in the house, as I understand?
I have one, my brother too. Plus two laptops, Mom and Dad. And a netbook in the bathroom :)
Netbook in the toilet? Just don’t tell me what you bought specifically for that.

[ + 81 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40330
 15.12.2010
I talk to a man:
XXX(17:59:42 14/12/2010):
Pattinson named the sexiest man of the year

At first, Nihua did not understand how a vegetable became a sexy man
Chess word

[ + 63 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40329
 15.12.2010
It is a pity that there is no button on the website of Zdolba.li - "Author stupid nervous hmo"...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №40328
 15.12.2010
So, there is a friend, her mother plays warcraft. We sit at a lecture, we discuss this matter, we laugh, and there is a voice behind us: a person has sorrow in the family, and you laugh...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №40327
 15.12.2010
Fuck you sit. I go in the headphones, the car PPS approaches the window opens, well, I think he may want to ask something, I take out the headphones and look at him questioningly. He is silent.
What did I want?
PSO - O_O
It was taken to the department said the smoked (

[ + 41 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40326
 15.12.2010
By December 15, about 2 thousand Belarusians and Ukrainians, 8 thousand Serbs armed to the teeth, as well as Russians from the regions, info 100%, said a man from the Omon, who has connections with the border.It is also known that the forests are passed by Poles with tails, Adolf Hitler resurrected and already half way to Moscow, info 1488%, as well as the army of elves and King Gondor Aragorn with Frodo Baggins on the territory of nearby Moscow! But the news came that Tomorrow Eric Cartman will come along with Kuttle.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №40325
 15.12.2010
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! to
XXX: that you are like a cut pork?? to
YYY: I have cut off!! to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №40324
 15.12.2010
The only element that can paralyze the work in our office is the grandmother’s cleaner! She’s puddled... talking to the customer, not talking to the customer... she’s cleaning the room!

[ + 71 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40323
 15.12.2010
Title of article:
The State Duma has banned pedophiles from working with children.

Fuck, I am in shock!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №40322
 15.12.2010
How is my daughter?
Isn’t you missing me?
Lion: )) What did you think, the sun))) And you?
I’m really looking forward to the weekend! When We'll Be Together Again - Kissing
Lion: Fuck Igor, are you exactly me???? to
I’m sorry, I’m wrong with the window))
Lion: Yes, yes... I also was wrong.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №40321
 15.12.2010
Q: I have a cat bite the wire for the second time!and (
A: Wire from what? The headphones again?
A: No, the wire from NETA!! to
A: She is trying to save you)))
She is trying to die young!!! to

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №40320
 15.12.2010
Co-ordinate with the government a march of disagreements with the government - yes, I love this country =)

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №40319
 15.12.2010
On the topic of sharks:

SweetLane (22:35:58 14/12/2010)
Oh, I was so roasted here: a grandmother I knew from MAI went to America to work
-yasher- (22:36:05 14/12/2010)
And the CHO?
SweetLane (22:36:08 14/12/2010)
She worked at the ocean all the shit for the beach sold.
SweetLane (22:36:37 14/12/2010)
So, at night, in the company of the same Russian fools, she got drunk, smoked and used to swim in the ocean, and there a small shark swam.
SweetLane (22:36:45 14/12/2010)
Those fools caught her and ate her!! to

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40318
 15.12.2010
Hey to! Stop stirring up international conflicts.
That everybody was silent about flashes, crap and other problems of power? Did the sheep go to the other side?

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №40317
 15.12.2010
Oleandra: I have a fun history teacher.
Oleandra: Today I issued - "So. We held the conference in Genoa, the USSR was formed, Lenin died. Maybe it’s enough for today..."

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №40316
 15.12.2010
Suki, because of you I had to google what "uggy" is!

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