The Supreme Military Council of Egypt has dissolved the parliament and repealed the constitution, but such extreme measures as introducing winter time and changing the name of the police to the militia have not yet been decided.

The case was so. On New Year's Eve, my grandmother and grandfather, where Deniscu was taken to live for a week, had a tree in a separate room. And under her every night was a small gift, which Deniska found in the morning with enthusiasm allegedly from Santa Claus.
And then one evening he got the grandparents some order, and they said that in the morning there would be no gift from Santa because he was told all about the bad behavior of his grandson.
There is still a cat in the house. very decent cat, taught to the toilet, but not tonight! She wrapped a decent bunch under the tree.
The face of the child, according to the habit of taking a gift the next morning, is remembered by the whole family until now.

Are you really unable to think with your head or are you so comfortable?

Previously I thought that February 14 was invented specifically to mock those who do not have a second half.
A year ago it turned out that at the time of February 14, the girl was... and I realized that this holiday was invented to mock those who have a second half.

Yesterday I broke up with her, so she sent me a photo that night, where she is half naked rolling in bed with a guy!
WOW... WOW...
I sent this picture to her dad. :)

(translated from American bor)

In Kerch, an 18-year-old local resident wounded two young people with knives at once. One of them died, and the other was saved from death by a pack of cigarettes, in which a knife was attached.
But if you have a pack of cigarettes in your pocket, it’s not that bad.

A strange thought revolves in the head: a 12 caliber cartridge enters the smoker in the car.

Best Valentine’s Day Gift for a Girl – Second Playstation Joystick

I slept here a rhythmed congratulation to one person to send... for some reason the phrase “On Valentine’s Day” doesn’t want to rhythm with anything but “the fucking cattle.” I am afraid you will be offended.)

Today in the hospital gave blood for analysis, Babylon is 60-65 years old, all on the scourge, my legs hurt, I can't walk. He asks! “Who is the last one?” he said, “Who is the last one?” he stood up. I quietly begin to approach the blood drinker and the grandmother from the place of the meter to 2 jump and the place of the guy) without crushing), I: I approach and say! And then you asked who was the last, if you were to the pit)))))))) a blooddrinker in the rust))) the line just fell out of laughter) and the grandmother pretended to be deaf. Don’t go out with my grandmothers 😉

<Cromus> happy looking in the window - ural blue with a booth rides
<Cromus> on the booth side - drilling company LLC "gasprom"
<Cromus> shit in general
<Cromus> non-combustible
<Dima_Ner> )))

Definitely miss it, please! A matter of life and death!!! to
About the cat sleeping under the armor column: immediately to the veterinarian! Poor perception of sounds in a cat can indicate ear cancer or something worse, check it NOW. Does he bite your nails on your feet by chance? It is also a symptom. I hope that I am wrong... (

There is no more sad woman in the world than the one looking for sex on the Internet :(

What sperm smells like!? to
He: Emm... well... how would you explain... better than the smell of a banana?
It is a banana :)
How does sperm smell?
What is a banana?

Connnndr

From a well-known forum
"... for the first time in my life I ended up because of the fact that I crave about the couch, what girls are there - the couch!!! It was just a sex bomb.)
And then I realized that girls are the same as a couch, only more pleasant..."