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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №149079
 15.02.2018
Pluralism

Advanced youth proposes to ban the songs of Stas Mikhailov and Leps. Someone screams: rap - feces and advocates for the physical elimination of Timati.
Opponents of the utyug consider everyone who goes to work in costumes to be fools. Freelancers actively "do not understand" those who work from 9 to 6. Find a normal job.
Slingomashes at sling meetings carry out plans for mass executions of all the "chariots".
What a damn democracy. Where do you go in politics if at the domestic level you can’t understand that there are people who are different from you.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №149078
 15.02.2018
Is there a beautiful man flying from Moscow to Los Angeles today?

No need to transmit anything. I would just like to think that some beautiful man is flying from Moscow to Los Angeles today.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №149077
 15.02.2018
Every day I was sent valentines on behalf of one girl. It was sent from mine. We never sent Valentines to each other. What causes this effect? Per the whole class saw the birth of feelings and wanted to push us? Both of us were the fatest in the class.

Yyy: Everybody hoped you would come close and collapse the khuyam.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №149076
 15.02.2018
Topology - Fantasy

Collection "The Difficult Task", 1982
Stories you were looking for:
The missing subway train - A. Daych, "Mebius’ Belt" (so called, da-da)
The professor who cleverly composed the opponent is Martin Gardner, "Null-Party Professor".
Please please.

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