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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №138808
 15.02.2017
My father worked at the bus station and told me a funny story. The bus station is asked for electricity from the railway station which is nearby and therefore it is as logical as well or lazy / expensive it was a new branch to pull and all kinds of permissions to receive, but this is not the point. Their boss (bus station) decided to turn all the lighting of the station into LEDs, straight to everything and everywhere, spent not so poorly, but everywhere changed. There is not a month, a commission from the railway station rushes to them with claims that "you steal the light from us!“The boss is confused, but let them see what you need to check. And as a result, it turned out, after replacing all the lighting, the bus began to save almost 2.5 times the electricity, which, of course, the suppliers (the station) noticed, and they did not think of anything better than the idea that the energy is stolen by connecting as if bypassing.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №138807
 15.02.2017
by Dalekkolidothalina

"long shirt" is not correct. You need to write "long trousers".
Terre, the unknown brother!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №138806
 15.02.2017
I have one grandfather, a cousin or a trio. Brother of my deceased grandfather. He lives in a village near Omsk. Paul is called. Coming home in the morning, my wife meets a horse. Where have you been all night, cattle? Yes, with Peter, the brother, the bathtub was melted, the same night they drank, and whatever was taken away, Peter remained while he was trembling - he replies.

Paul's wife put it, and she went out on the fresh snow, on the tracks and straight to the local widow who lives nearby.

He was famous then, but nothing, they live together to this day.

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