I'll know where you live, you'll be bad...Do it better to admin
8 What is a frog? Be an admin.
XXX I warned you.
That in 10 minutes I would be an admin and the main thing, with the same rights as a loser!
I know I don’t break up with words...I’ll find a knife.

The theory read:
Emperor Claudius II issued an order which today we would call "ni-ni", to be more precise, that "young men, fit for military service, were not allowed to marry (between themselves!This had a negative impact on the general fighting spirit of the army.
A priest named Valentine went against the emperor and continued the wedding ceremonies for lovers (homosexual warriors), for which he was sentenced to death and became a saint posthumously. Valentine’s Day is a Catholic holiday. American homosexuals began celebrating this day in the 1970s, and it was on this day that they entered into the first official same-sex marriages.

With a celebration, youtuber.

You can’t be so stupid!! to
All is possible now! 21st century in the courtyard.

Interview with the film "Teleport":
Hear, you can do fun, throw an apple, then teleport and catch the same apple.
and ah. You can fuck the whole world, and he throws the apples.

FaultcorE: (passing by the soap store) around soap in the shape of hearts, all have a consistent Valentine on the mind.
What should everybody have in mind? The elections? Soap in the form of a bear.

Tohyun: I introduced the tueva fuck of these serialists! But for the first time I hear that the serial doesn’t come in!
Blondie, what should I do?? to
Tohyun: Hm, I am happy. Look to the left.
The Blonde: What?
Tohyun: Turn your head to the left. What you see
Tagged with: closet
Tohyin: Then the Left
The Blonde: The Wall
Tohyun : Oh!! to

* xxx replenishes the calories lost during yesterday's battle with the green snake :)
<yyy> did he struggle with him yesterday?
<xxx> we have overcome it
<xxx> the current victory was given hard
<yyy> and we merged yesterday’s round...
<yyy> the opponent was much superior to us in collution
<xxx> well we acted wiser...we knocked off the smallest of the
<yyy> and we were immediately attacked by 2 large individuals...

<VIDok> Interesting about a crab bear?
<mych> from Chernobyl
<Telegraf> has spotted rather that the chuburash has no close. Relativeship
<mych>..except for Genes, but that so..
<VIDok> and I'm wondering what the relationship Cheburaška with Genoa
<mych> well one - Chebufil, and the other - Genosek
<Maxx> =
<mych> that is. Both are multiplayer

He: Oh, we guys, we are terribly mysterious.
She: Ah, like a crossword. In the printing are sealed, and you are in Moscow. time goes by, and when you realize that the time has passed, the whole normal printing has already been captured.

Animals are very similar to their owners. My cat looks crazy to me. Lenny, loves polygamy, eats where he sleeps and sleeps where he eats (near the compass). I caught him yesterday with a sludge. by Scuco! How does he know?! O.O

Mary
How to make references in Word?

Thermostat
It’s simple, it’s done in a minute. to show?

Mary
I will try again myself...

Mary
Tired of fighting with Ward.
Show me how you make these links for a coin!

Thermostat
I am running :)

thy( 11:14 ) :
I do not consider you to be a terrible boredom, a lover of teaching and instructing in a tough form, a stranger stunned in the glands, a fruitful scatterer of socks and magazines, a generator of empty dirty dishes, etc. and etc.
I just love you.

<Tapac> I'll give a case for PC without covers.. who needs it?? to
<Anja> is a worker?
<Tapac> o.o

Henrietta
I can tell you exactly who will win the US presidential election.

Henrietta
The struggle mainly takes place between the first black president in history and the first female president in history.

Henrietta
Conditionally, the population of America can be divided into four groups: white man, white woman, black man and black woman.

Henrietta
We think logically. A black man votes for a black man, a black woman votes for a black man, a white woman votes for a white woman, and a white man votes for a black man rather than for any woman at all.

Henrietta
Three votes against one. Hillary has no chance.

by 111:
I’ll ask you a silly question, be prepared.
by 111:
How many of them will be red, how many white, or all red, or all white?
by 222:
Do you have 20 times???? to

About the work.
If someone expresses dissatisfaction with the conditions of work or salary, then the head of our office says the following: "I don't like CCO - go from here to XY!
And here is the topic: the staff representative comes to the leader and begins to express his dissatisfaction and demands, and he gives him his Crown phrase in his forehead! What the employee replies without thinking: "You don’t have to go anywhere! It is here!"

Gemaunt: I read in the news that Hollywood wants to make a film about the October Revolution. Lenin is played by Bruce Willis, Crupskaya by Demi Moore.
Gemaunt: They should also make a film in retaliation...For example, about their struggle between the North and the South.
gegemaunt: For example, based on the film "Patriot" with Gibson in the lead role:
Peaceful Tajik Agrarian Mustafa Bilbulikov lived peacefully in his hall and did not interfere with anyone and did not want to get involved anywhere.
But the wicked industrials came from the north,
They stole all the donkeys.
They smashed all the strawberries, smashed the strawberries,
The youngest son was sent to Moscow to lay the asphalt.
Then he took the motif and revenged everyone".

xxx: the most gesture was when itishers in the mouse whispered a phone call

xxx: and put this mouse secretary

That speaks like a mouse shakes

The type of carpet cleaning she doesn't like

When the Secretary is tired

They put the mouse to the boss.

XXX: but the boss turned out to be a rubbish.

And when the mouse was holding back, he fucked her with a book.

How did the mouse react to that?

The mouse rescued from the boss.

Marriage in the 21st century:
Priff, is he married? O_O
She: Pooh, go ^_^

Called a woman from the deacon (I have 3 tails):
and ALE. Are you a payer?
and yes.
Do you have two tails?
and yes.
Well then run.
He puts the phone :)