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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №14517
 15.02.2009
Just advice... Always! All the time!! Disable the loudest cell phone call at the dentist’s reception (((

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14516
 15.02.2009
<Nevske`klubničko> I came up with the perfect test for students. So that no imbeciles will enter the universities. At the entrance exam, give only one question: Insert the missed letter in the word "simple".

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14515
 15.02.2009
Comments from torrent to "The Return of the Musketeers":

About the first film, Gaft wrote an epigram: "Pok-pok-pok-pokali on the old Duma. No one has ever seen such shit"!"

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №14514
 15.02.2009
Shit shit shit! Watched "Lord of the Rings" again and somehow began to look at the accountant named NASGUL O_O

[ + 53 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14513
 15.02.2009
>Tell me how to properly treat the name of the liver?
There is a worker Nikolai Liver. How to properly wrap it?
Drawing the liver to Nicholas? We have already the entire department looked after, proposing to insert the pretext "by", but we have never reached a consensus.

This name does not fade.
Give the liver to Nicholas.
Here is. It sounds funny though ;)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №14512
 15.02.2009
I sit at work, while there is nothing to do, I go to Google to write: "Divert me what", and he gives me: "Nuddy? Have fun yourself, you crazy!" I stood...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №14511
 15.02.2009
by Le Mur:
@}->--
He carries a smelling red rose on the lips of Annette.

Opened :
Don’t know*

Opened :
I do not feel

by Le Mur:
I whisper on my lips pink
and so? I asked carefully *

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14510
 15.02.2009
The xxx:
I don’t like to lie, even though I work in tech support.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14509
 15.02.2009
Mushrooms, if I had chosen with whom to communicate, with you or watermelon, I would have chosen watermelon, from it you can at least suck (c) Zav

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №14508
 15.02.2009
On a couple in culture, the lecturer gave a list of literature:
......
"Culture and Culture" G.V. Drach
Immediately presented a solemn banquet around professors, intellectuals, etc., and in the most prominent place on the wall with large letters the inscription: “Draco 60 years!”and "

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №14507
 15.02.2009
Net: Well, we came home with her, we dress up, and here her girlfriend sends her a text message that she is pregnant!
The best sex block for the whole night!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №14506
 15.02.2009
In those distant times, when there were no cell phones, and laundry and washed (worn) things had sufficient value in the eyes of criminals, they used specially caught and trained courtyard cats for their disgusting purposes - cats were supplied with a loop type rope extender. Such a specially trained cat with a criminal hand was thrown onto an inaccessible balcony, where underwear or things were dried. The cat clung to the fabric with its nails and the extender was pulled into the hands of the criminals along with the clamped underwear. Real cases from the Soviet Criminal Chronicles.


[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №14505
 15.02.2009
Falling in spirit, do not defile your neighbor.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №14504
 15.02.2009
How to quit smoking.

The story of the old seaman.



I dropped it a few times, but it didn’t work forever.



They patrolled in the Atlantic along the coast of the United States. The nearest km

200 to 400.

In the underwater position you can not smoke, and here they went out to breathe. immediately to

Deck, one cigarette, the second immediately - relaxed, sat down, head

was rounded. Suddenly, seeing a helicopter, an emergency sinking. and I

As long as he realized what it was for, the luck had stumbled down...

It is useless to grind with the legs, the heels are rubber, the boat is also all outside.

Circumcised...

Here I see the key for lifting the wooden ceiling. Pulled to Corps

Toughened Laminated Safety Glass 8. How he got into his hands – I don’t remember, but

His knock dive stopped, and I was launched. Soon after seeing my

The face, a glass of alcohol poured.

Two days left...

The rope on the key was broken...



After that, smoking doesn’t even pull.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №14503
 15.02.2009
The Americans lie that their satellite was not a spy.

The Russians lie that their satellite was uncontrollable.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №14502
 15.02.2009
Local.TV issued: now in the state Duma of 50 men three women...
We know very little about our members.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №14501
 15.02.2009
Dear women! Thank you very much, for the fact that in the subway you stop suddenly without any apparent reason in front of the passenger that follows you, or occupy the whole passage, through which you can go four, for the fact that the trajectory of your movement often resembles Browne. Thanks to you, I have avoided a car accident several times, because the logic of your movement, as you know, is cross-platform.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14500
 15.02.2009
Why do you all worship the guy with dollars? better worship a man with a cigarette from the quote that the bull carried in his hand, because there was no urn anywhere... it is really cooler

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14499
 15.02.2009
13dead: All plastics in childhood were divided into three classes:
Rapidly
The Cappuccino
The Copy

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №14498
 15.02.2009
News in Gazete.Ru: "A happy milk caught on marijuana".
I knew it!! I know!!! to

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