XXX is always so. You sleep quietly, a phone call wakes you up, asks if you are sleeping. You’re sorry that you’ve been up for a long time, but this damn voice of Jiggura gives you up with tricks.

At a meeting with the prosecutor-general of the Russian Federation, the president got his iPad and showed Yuri Tchaika a special site where there are the addresses of hundreds of illegal casinos with an indication about placing them on the map. Chaika assured that prosecutors also use this site.

“Only we don’t have iPads,” said the attorney general and rattled.
Exler

Toha (0:19) : well fucking too much density of boyanes for a square month!

I am not a blonde!!! to
YYY: I want evidence
xxx: here

<Shot> I am suffering... I suffer the period "Daddy, and why does the sun shine?"... that I should tell her about nuclear synthesis to the shell?

XXX: PZDC, at the station was, there were already scatterers!
YYY: The scatterer, is it what? O_O

Andie: And now how do you explain that the mushrooms on your hands are from Expander?? to

You were joking about the mosquitoes. Do you even imagine the intensity of the stroke from which the mushrooms should appear? Not to mention a member.

I recently saw a friend.
On a pack of cigarettes instead of any hernia about the harm to health: "The Emperor keeps my lungs and the imperial eagle from the vacha."

From comments in
Sabbie is Michelle Obama's 35-year dress.

xxx: Well maybe, of course, in the closet and more expensive dresses there are, but to say " guys, I’m the same as you", I think it’s still better than " guys, know your place". However, here everyone has their opinion.
Yyy: Godmother approaches the sacrifice as well as Be says: "It is a simple branch!"

(We discuss with a friend in chat the situation with the nuclear plant in Japan. I can’t decide whether to leave Tokyo.

He said, “Short, you’re not a man, right?” Then you will say, I was in Tokyo at that time, guys!
The three-eyed children? and :)

of Moscow. 10 March 2011. in the product. I ask :
Do you have any hard cheese?
Yes, here is this one.
Who is the producer country?
Look at the price, I don’t remember.
See also: Prussia In the face of confusion. The question is: Prussia?? to
The seller (the favorite woman of the 50s) without a shadow of doubt:
Yes, it is Prussia. The country is such.
There is no such country...
Why not...?? to

And we at the cinema one time hanged an ad for the disco: entrance for ladies - free, for non ladies - 500 rubles.

From Habr. The automotive internet:

...and then in traffic jams from nothing to do drivers will download each other’s movies and immediately watch.
Wait, don’t go away, I haven’t tried yet.
zzz: "the boss, in my opinion, behind us a tail of three cars" - "I just give a new series of houses"

The sign of Lagrange?
A smart look.

Dialogue with a good friend.

I: I saw you yesterday with your new girlfriend... Such a beautiful...

####: not worth it (((

I: in such a shell?

No need to be jealous!!! to

Don’t be upset that you don’t have money. After all, there are things that cannot be bought for any money, such as a dinosaur.

Flame Burst: когалимские customers are the favourites of our bank. Recently one calls - they stole, he says, a card, and there is a PIN code written on it, say, they can take the money. Well, we think, he is the apocalypse)) Broken down the base - nifiga, the apophysis of the apocalypse was that the thief managed to block the map... even in the presence of the PIN code :))

Only fools go ahead all the time. Smart people go where they need to.

Poor students
The 90th year. and Leningrad.
My friend Dima and I decided after the first session to fly to me in Lviv for guests, well, and so, get stuck.
Early in the morning, we stand with our bags near the shuttle and catch the car to the airport.
Although we have every penny on the record, but a little slept, so on the subway and bus to Pulkovo we have no time.
(By the way, about every penny on the account:... in six months, my friend Dima, earned his very first million dollars, and the most interesting thing - our friendship it did not ruin... but that is a different story). We stand ten meters from each other to catch up faster.
“The car.” For all, about everything we have a half-point is more than enough, so that any luck we do not negotiate.
A “six” stops near Dima, and at the same time a yellow state taxi brakes near me.
I just opened the door, and Dima has already had time to conspire with the Zhyguli and calls me. I apologize, lock the door and sit at six.
We didn’t have time to touch, as the taxi driver overtook and pressed us to the side.
They returned, but the taxi driver did not lag behind. He pressed to the left, opened the window and started screaming at our bomb:
and E! Did you see that I stopped? What damn you are from me.
Are you stealing customers under your nose? Take them out, I’ll take them!
Our driver was also a guy not timid ten: healthy, mourning, with a golden ring:
You are shit! Clean your column, or I'll go out and you horns.
I will break! There will be more taxi drivers teaching me life. You are there in
The taxi park sets its own rules, and I will take whom I want and where I want.
by Poel!? to
Suddenly two taxis passed by, they suddenly got into the situation and quietly stood up: one in front of us, the other behind us.
The balance of forces has changed drastically.
The taxi driver showed the montage and said:
“Well, am I carrying them, or do you have an excessive headscarf in stock?”
The driver turned to us and said:
Okay, guys, get overloaded with him, from these wretches everything can be done.
Expect to...
And then Dima and I were somehow upset: why someone decided everything for us and we like two bags of organic fertilizers should now overload where we will be pointed out, or maybe we are more fun on the six...?
The smoke:
“Reload to him” is all you can offer us?
Okay, I’ll go and show him who is the master in the house.
Dima got out of the car, approached the taxi driver, and for ten seconds talked with him a couple of phrases.
After that, the taxi driver removed the assembly and left the battlefield.
Two of his colleagues, seeing that the incident was exhausted, also left for their business.

We go.
Our driver somehow ate all, spoke little, and went with us to “you”.
On the way, he studied Dima in the rear-view mirror, but he gained courage and asked:
If it’s not a secret, what did you tell him?
The smoke:
I just outlined his jealous prospect, if he would.
Continue in the same spirit...
The man breathed:
Next time you will know that it is dangerous to be a bull.
Health, I don’t know who you’re talking about.
Joined in Pulkovo, discharged bags from the trunk, I stretch the half of the box, the man pushes off my hand with money and embarrassed says:
- I see that you know how to "solve questions" and I would like to ask: you could not.
Would you “make” a man?
We have a war with him for the garage... this devil is all judged and judged with me and will not understand that the garage I will not give him anyway... You do not think, not to die, but so... to shake him up, what...
The smoke:
There is nothing easier. Even to die, even to shake... but, dear,
Why do you decide that our services will be cheaper than your garage?
Okay, it’s your thing, but you said “A”, say “B”, give us the address, name and
For alibi, leave the city tomorrow.
The man's eyes were rounded, he apologized for his ridiculous question, jumped into the car and sneered, so he didn't take the travel fee from us.
Dima and I broke up and then I, burning out of curiosity, approached him to finally find out without witnesses – how did he so quickly drive those three fierce taxi drivers with assemblies?
The smoke:
I go to the builder and say:
Yes, you’re right, these private individuals are totally outraged, you’re in the state.
Taxi drivers take bread out of their nose.
The Taxi:
Don’t tell me, where are we going?
We go to Pulkovo.
How much do you pay?
10 rubles...
What is 10 rubles? At least a half!! to
- I know, but we are poor students, you think it was just to find someone who
Would I go there myself? It was about an hour and a half before they caught it.
Would you be lucky...?

The subject of the graduation composition at the 1946 exam was strange. “If the Germans won?” Vitya P. strained all his imagination and scratched a pen. Unfortunately, there was some monstrous unimaginable list of nonsense. This could not have happened in Russia. In the end, the Germans did not win.

1st Industry in the country will remain virtually none, the occupants will be concerned only with pumping natural resources from our territories.
2nd Instead of the people's militiamen from the people will be policemen from the outskirts, they will be very many, and the people of them will be feared more than the bandits.
Three At every exit from the city, police will check those who are going to leave or come. Every resident will be required to register with the police at the place of residence.
4 is To maintain fear will create wild troops from the mountain peoples. From time to time they will attack the local population, rob and kill.
5 is The rulers will be recruited from especially ugly local residents. The children and wives of the rulers will live for safety abroad. And they themselves change here by the watchdog method.
6 is All know will only drive on black German cars with sirens.
Ordinary people during the passage will have to run to the side, waiting for them to pass.
7 is The most popular doctrine from general despair will eventually be fascism. Only the Russian.
8 is German goods will be considered the best and most desirable in Russia.
9 is The president will speak German much better than Russian.
10 is Instead of vodka, they will be advertising and selling beer everywhere.
of Germany.
11 is Those who fought against the Germans would receive money, and on holidays a scarce dry paek.
12 is The Russians killed in the war will be buried in common graves, only to mark some burial.
Thirteen Most of the country’s male population will pass through camps. To break the will to resist.
14 is Teachers and doctors in the occupied territories will receive a minimum of maintenance, only so that the population will be reduced and shrunk not very quickly.
15 is In the remote outskirts of Russia, such as Primorye, partisans may remain. They will attack the police, but the frightened population will help them with nothing.
16 is The roads will not be built, but the gasoline will be made more expensive, so that the people will sit in the houses.
17th Weapons to the people will be strictly forbidden to have, so that they will not suddenly revolt.
18 is For the life of the population will set up cheap barracks with low ceilings.
8 meters per person.
19 is The most hasty and smart will give the opportunity to leave and live abroad, this will be considered a great life success.
20 is The main enemy of Russia is America.

Vera Pavlovna long thought about the assessment. I bet 3 for good imagination.