Everyone gets pregnant! He does not have sperm, but some kind of spermosaurs: condoms procrastinate, drop on the knee - add!

In the morning, in a hurry, he put his first-class son’s belt in his jeans:
1st Trying to Close
2nd tried again
Three Sitting out of horror
4 is has arrived

You don’t know much about cats and wolves.
............
...and also about gorillas and lions...
— — —
About carpenters and freezers.
... about kings and cabbage... (c)
and 😉

I have a colleague, her name behind her eyes is People-Cyborg. Hair painted, botox on the forehead, eyelids expanded, blue contact lenses, rhinoplasty, porcelain teeth, with the lips something done, silicone chest, corset to narrow the waist, dreams of surgery to extend the legs (but not yet decided). A few days ago, she stated that she hates homosexuals because it is, quote, unnatural!

The cockroaches are already so squeezed that instead of running out when I come in and put the dishes on the table, on the contrary, they run out and fly to the side of the dishes, like "What did you bring us to eat?"

Whenever I cook blades, I remember this masterpiece.
I had to meet a very faithful boy. Well, there I observed fasts, prayers differently knew, went to church, etc. And here, after meeting for a month, we came to this same. Well, all the norms, violent, long, varied (especially considering that for a long time neither I nor he had one); and here I am lying, such, on the bed, shuffled, pleased, and he sat on the edges, bored and crowded. I am so cute, what happened? And he turns and sadly so - you know, in vain we did it... now the Great Fast...

Xxx: I love beach parties - somebody already in the evening dress, and somebody else in swimsuits.

to this:

<...>
The most brilliant example: Mitsubishi Paghero
Tag: in Spain
xxx: Where the word Pajero is read as "Pachero" and means "Nanist" <...>
It is ===
You heard the bell, uncle.
One day I had to know exactly what it meant.
He didn’t let go and called the Spanish Embassy.
So, "Pachero" is approximately "A car of straw".
And this is "Pohero" - from the word "Pohara", that is "Pohara". So it’s not even "Nanist".
= o )


I have lived in Spain for 7 years. Hacerse paja - to shake, pajero - an onanist. Poja - there is no such word in Spanish at all, if there is a consonant, it means clearly not a ass, a ass is a culo. Look for fools in the mirror.

A funny look:
I am a member, Balin!

The destruction begins when the boss addresses his subordinates with the words: I will not do my job for you.

Once in the summer they were sitting in an open bar with a spilled beer, a friend, after drinking another 0.5, consumed single-use plastic glasses with a cigarette.
For the fourth or fifth time there was a dialogue with the waitress:
Why are you drinking glasses?
Don’t bring me the same for the second time!
She thought for a while and said dryly:
“If you didn’t go through it, there would be a chance that I would bring you a second time in your glass.

I came to the pharmacy for vitamins for sphincter:
- I need vitamins for a cat, advise what thread.
What about your cat? The hair falls out?
You won’t believe it!!! to

Starp, what are you talking about? Doing nothing?
We are nothing...
Take the snow, take the snow.
There was no snow, we cleaned it all.
Startup – and what?

Someone else is stupid:
and----
Interview with Andrey Arshavin:
Andrei: He doesn’t just look at football as a game, as a square. He also analyzes the processes that happen in world football: development, transfer market, tactics.
Reporter: With the square, do you mean the training square?
Andrei: No, I mean the rectangle.
and----
Square - a game, with the ball, courtyard. Roughly speaking, they break each other. Here he says that he looks at (who is there watching) football not as a "just a ball to catch" but as a complex process.

And the answer "right-angle" is the answer to the dumb question of a journalist, who clearly did not pin the ball in the yard. Q"What can I say to you?"

From the wall:

Today is the day of the number Pi. 3/14 of 15
The day of the number Pi was in 1592.
AAA: How about the birthday of Einstein and Sasha Grey? Also today
BBB: Glad you remembered these two great scientists together.

Whenever I begin to grumble, crawling into other people’s conspects during the session, I say to my head, “A little bit... boil... Otherwise, together in the army, I will...

She says, “Darling, tell me three words and I’m all yours.”
He said, “Who are you!

This is:

Arkady Gaidar, “Chuck and Gek”
Chuck − is undoubtedly Chuck − a dime from Charles (Charles).
And Heck − is, respectively, Huck, a reducer from Huckleberry (Heckelberry).
Does anyone doubt?
It is ===

and ah. For example, people who read Gaidar, and not only this story. And familiar facts from the biography of this writer.
Chuk is Vladimir.
Heck is Sergei.
Read the sources, in short.