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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №95312
 15.03.2014
From the conversation in the sauna:
"Look, you see scars on the elbow - it was my operation done by my friend, the best surgeon in Russia on the elbows and knees. The Professor. They are all athletes...
It does not hurt, the hand works. In general, he said, we don’t like friends and relatives to do, but it’s okay.
He says he doesn’t need surgery on his knee. I did not think...
I tell him - Well, you have such a department, so many students-masters! You will choose the best...
He’s gone mad for me, you? I will go to Germany...
Uff

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №95311
 15.03.2014
When a friend told me “choose, or I, or a rat,” I replied (calmly, with a smile) “Or it’s like choosing between something equal... Do you equate yourself to an animal?”) )". She did not come up on this topic anymore.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №95310
 15.03.2014
The day of the number "pi" is devoted to:

You just have to try.
Remember everything as it is:
Three, fourteen and fifteen.
Ninety two and six.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95309
 15.03.2014
Four people in the office. Three of them are taken on a literary position, but are essentially engaged in editing and adjustments. Only one in four is a writer. He is a designer.)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №95308
 15.03.2014
The life of the disabled in Russia is so harsh that the Paralympics for them is a resort.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №95307
 15.03.2014
xxx but I wonder why it is not one of the champagne wines factories of the conflicting camps has not yet released the brand "Widow Klitschko"?

yyy "Sleza Tymoshenko" would be good selling :)

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It’s a junkyard 😉
It is cozy 😉

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