A friend just told me. They in the dining room at work decided to take care of those who observe the fast: in the menu appeared the positions "borsch meat" and "borsch lean". At the delivery, a friend asked for a plate of borst. The cook gently puts vegetables in the plate with the bouillon, and asks:

Do you have meat?

- Yes

From this same pot, the cook catches pieces of meat and adds it to the plate.

The curtain.

A couple of years ago, my colleague worked in a company – a system integrator. He participated in a huge and long-playing implementation project, which at the time of his departure was somewhere in the middle of the road.

I sit at work and he gets a call from the company.

Hi Takayto Takayotovich?

and yes. My colleague answered with concern.

- Have you participated in the project to implement the unknown hernia in the company of Roga and Kopita?

and d. Waiting for the thirty-year-old, he moved.

The project is over and we have counted your project prize. Tell me, the details of the card for which you received a salary in our company are still relevant?

and yes. I have not worked with you for a long time!

– It doesn’t matter, we calculated the prize according to the percentage of participation.

For the next few days, the smile did not disappear from his colleague’s face. The amount was not very large, but still pleasant. How did they conduct an accounting payment to a person who is no longer an employee?

A colleague often travels to a small town in the area where he was born and raised. He has a small house there. Takes beer, meat and procrastinates until Sunday evening alone. 7 hours by car in one direction.

He was regularly forced by his aunt to take her with him. Then the daughter of her friend's wedding, then the evening of graduates of the technical school, then another kind of walk with former countrymen. Well, a colleague is quite introverted, loves solitude and peace. Especially on the weekend. He cuts music and chases himself quietly into his own "world of solitude". For a long time, under various pretexts, I refused. And then he had a vacation and he was going to come there for a week, so that he would be sure to rest. But apparently his mother accidentally burned in front of relatives and this aunt fell on his tail. They have been there for 50 years in some poultry factory, where she started working. And she was invited. The colleague laughed, laughed, and decided to drive once so that relatives would not go afterwards. But apparently they somehow did not immediately address and each understood this good gesture in his own way.

And here is Saturday, evening. 7 hours of verbal diarrhea from the aunt behind. You can relax, cook meat, drink beer. What he actually did. At 2 a.m. the phone calls out. Drunk and happy aunt solemnly announces that she is "everything" and ready to go home. A colleague says he is happy for her, wishes her a happy trip home and puts the phone on. A second call is issued. The aunt is no longer very solemnly informing that he had to take her home. A colleague says he did not promise anything like this, but only guaranteed a trip to one end. But if she wants it, then next Saturday he is ready to pick her up. He puts the phone. Then there were 10 more calls from his aunt, his parents, other relatives. But he did not take the phone anymore. Therefore, you should not be forced into introverts. Learn to deal with everything on the shore.

In our country, corrupt people are fighting only when they are attacking even more corrupt.

A former colleague told me.
In the early 1990s, two bandits decided to rob a local town store at night.
The guys turned out to be smart and decided to take down the police dogs from the trail, pouring the washing powder behind them, so as not to smell.
On the white footprint they were found in the morning, still celebrating the successful deed stolen there with the same water.

The wife long screamed at her husband and already wanted to calm down, but then he said to her, "Calm down."