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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №3859
 15.04.2008
From the ASCII.
Stay behind you! And without you, customers are dropping their brains!!! to
That, brother, they end up there for you.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №3858
 15.04.2008
XXX is
Sanek, I can’t fight anyway and so hard, and here’s still, shit, spring!!! Fuck and fuck with her in the spring, so I still go to the sea, go to the beach, where the girls rest, sunbath, at best in a bikini, or even topless!!! I don’t seem to be a baby, but... fucking.

YYYY
"not a baby, but a shit." - must be written

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №3857
 15.04.2008
The Dark!

Do not scratch the shit. There are other guys. This is not an anecdote.ru, it is not Udaf.com. Dark, your fears are broken into pieces here. 250 thousand soldiers! They will disperse everything. They will wipe out the abyss in an hour! You are a cowboy. You stop, fool, you finish, you hide the aprova button away in the warehouse and forget about your Zoe. Think about the future of Bach. He is dying! Your kids are running away from your website.

Dark to Dark! Watch the exploding helicopters. How many battles! You’re smashing this shit every day, you’re killing funny quotes, and the soldiers are sitting, ready for battle.

At night, our dwarfs will pop up a little bit, and your website will be under DDoS. Who are you joking with, shit? Think of it, shit! You are making a historic mistake. Your readers will not thank you.

That is shit!

Better to fuck up in Georgia.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №3856
 15.04.2008
“I want a video, a music center, a karaoke, a DVD, a big house and billions of money.
And I want to be alone in a large field with high grass, so that when you go to touch it with your palm and die there...
You guys are fucking fucking.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №3855
 15.04.2008
And did you know that if instead of the button "Send to review" press the POWER button on the system block, then your quote will automatically appear both in the top and on the main page?

c) Moonk

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №3854
 15.04.2008
Z: It is a miracle! I can walk again! My night elf from wow was turned off for non-payment!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №3853
 15.04.2008
Suddenly we had a lot of snow at night.
The status of a friend in the ass: and behind the window... It is!! White beauty, winter tire removed, and here is such a ass...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №3852
 15.04.2008
<Witcher> The Witch. I went to the store for cigarettes a day - so in my courtyard, small children will jump with sticks, like swords.
<witcher> And fucking two of them gather on these dragon sword sticks.
<witcher> And the tablespoons chant "Pe-we-pe! We are here!"
<witcher> Ahuet, where are we going?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №3851
 15.04.2008
[11:55]-> Julia said there exactly the same station
[11:55]< - Damn, woman to believe? got mad?! to
[11:56]-> she probably knows better
[11:59] – Do you believe in a creature who likes to suck a member?

You don’t like when you’re being mined? Fuck the fools who ask their girls, and then they are the "creature who likes to suck a member".

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №3850
 15.04.2008
On the street it rains, on the street it slides, and they are all right. They are sitting together, they are sitting in a square, and they are sitting in a movie.
c) by Ell

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №3849
 15.04.2008
I put a router. We sit up. Brenná železka receives an address by DHCP with a lease in 2 minutes, after 2 minutes it releases and a new receives in no way wants to. We call the provider and ask:
The router does not receive a DHCP address. What could be the case?
I don’t know, we’re going well. Probably a problem with your router.
We shall look.
Without hanging the pipe, we get a wargan and start to hang on it. From that end of the pipe wild rust for 10 minutes, after which:
Fuck, advanced people, we are still setting the drum.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №3848
 15.04.2008
and.Visit to Kursk
dxxx: tell me, I'll leave for a couple of seconds
and.The road is narrow, one lane in one direction, the other in the other.
and.by OK
and.: and overtaking prohibited - consistent
and.I caught a yellow catch.
and.She wraps 30 kilometers.
and.We walked for 20 minutes, and everything was forbidden and prohibited.
and.They decided to overtake
and.: and here the DPS with flashes catches us, we stop, in the GIBDDshnaya car 1 hybrid
and.This yellow catalogue follows, it stops, the second hybrid comes out of it.
and.Well, the type... what are you... or 4 months deprivation of rights, or 1.5 thousand rubles now)
and.So have in mind

Raise the people up, let the whole country know these gays in the face and prepare video cameras.

They had to show up and present documents. Here is their FIU.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №3847
 15.04.2008
I recently got into a quarrel with my girlfriend. Today is her birthday. I bought a gift, flowers. I come, I think we will be happy. I knock on the door, three nails in her hands, she covers, the voices of the guests are spread from behind, the music plays... I stretch the flowers, I say, “Do you let go?”" She says, “No!”" With the cry, “Well, then pray, shake up!”" I throw one flower on the floor, and I stretch her two beetles... I’ve shaken myself already in the elevator when I went down...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №3846
 15.04.2008
Bubble is not dry.
A chicken is a chicken.
A chicken is a chicken?
I’ve always thought that the bullshit is an esca...
c) G0r0v[i]cH

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №3845
 15.04.2008
I want to be the girl of Somebody from the Amins of Bash.
I promise to: 1. to love 2. Welcome to 3. Not distracting from the comp.
4 is It is delicious to cook 5. cleansing
I ask for: 1. to love 2. Welcome to 3. Do not torture my cats. Remove all shit.
c) The Rice
HY is
c) Carr Laeda

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №3844
 15.04.2008
Breads: I feel like computer science teachers are advanced versions of secretary blondes.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №3843
 15.04.2008
BoyScout: Will the girls be?
Sanches: Neo
Sanches: Yes
BoyScout: how is it?
BoyScout: Should I wash my head or mouth?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №3842
 15.04.2008
Reman (00:15:54 15/04/2008)
I went to work with a notebook.

Reman (00:16:06 15/04/2008)
I sit without touching anyone in the L2 spire to do nothing more

Reman (00:16:25 15/04/2008)
Suddenly I realize that something is wrong, I look at 8 p.m.... I forgot to go home xD

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №3841
 15.04.2008
Our company had only one company. There is no money for them now. Because everybody in the corporation has joined up, sitting, cuddling, and the nihua is not working. And admin opened to managers ontact and classmates. And I can’t do anything about it, because I’m now, like, not the head of the department, but “Oh, Dimon, let’s go for lunch and drink a beer.”
I hate corporations.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №3840
 15.04.2008
and.Visit to Kursk
dxxx: tell me, I'll leave for a couple of seconds
and.The road is narrow, one lane in one direction, the other in the other.
and.by OK
and.: and overtaking prohibited - consistent
and.I caught a yellow catch.
and.She wraps 30 kilometers.
and.We walked for 20 minutes, and everything was forbidden and prohibited.
and.They decided to overtake
and.: and here the DPS with flashes catches us, we stop, in the GIBDDshnaya car 1 hybrid
and.This yellow catalogue follows, it stops, the second hybrid comes out of it.
and.Well, the type... what are you... or 4 months deprivation of rights, or 1.5 thousand rubles now)
and.So have in mind

Raise the people up, let the whole country know these gays in the face and prepare video cameras.

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