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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №16505
 15.05.2009
Fate is a word for justifying your own mistakes.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №16504
 15.05.2009
Once upon a time there was a natural market in my street near the stop. in the boxes
Strong and not very grandmothers and grandparents laid out to sell all the shit,
Beginning with the seeds and ending with God knows what. I am standing at a stop.
And I see some man, in the appearance of a purely bullshit, dealing with
in the cages of the rubbish, which apparently found in the debris. Suits him exactly.
The second one asks, “Master, is there a winter jacket?” for what
the first raises on the buyer a dimly alchemy look and,
During the break, he says, “No... We’ve already moved to the summer...
The range...”

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №16503
 15.05.2009
I eat cheese with mold, drink wine old, in the car.
I drive without a roof.
by Dankin.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №16502
 15.05.2009
Why am I not like people? There was no guy - there was sex; now there is a guy, but there is sex.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №16501
 15.05.2009
In the guests is good, but at home... the Internet!!!! to

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16500
 15.05.2009
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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №16499
 15.05.2009
Q: Do you know the worst phrase for admin?
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