I am a soloist at the Tokyo Hotel
I’ve been running for almost the second day.
I don’t care if they have a soldier.
I saw your prejudices in the grave.

Xxx: Hi, Inna Rinatovna
Yyy: judging by the greeting of Shash, I will receive puzzles from comrade Sisadmin

XXX is wow! After a year of crawling, I finally stopped being a crawler.
Would you lol?
The automatic doors in the supermarket open from the first time =)

End of the first pair:
Are you going to the dining room?
Of course, I came to the universe for that!

I decided to sit on the Kremlin diet and lose weight.

It is horrendous horror!!

I will eat sausage without bread and drink tea without sugar.

She: Wow, I was already scared what it really was :)

He: Why was he scared? In principle, it should be focused on it :)

She: I'm just not used to hearing the phrase "Kremlin diet" from men.
For men, there are only three diets: "We need to eat less", "We need to move more" and for the most volatile - "We need to eat less and move more."

I am a teacher at the music school.
I run for the fifth hour in the dull hall, taking the exam... The situation is such that I would run to Siberia in candles, only to get away from the sounds of the piano... a brain collapse is approaching...
A sudden SMS:
"Do you miss it? Do you want music? The sea of melody!"

You know I can’t be scared!! to
He: Why is he?
It is because I am afraid!!! to

X: Why did you make fun of me?! to
For the fluid!
ZZZ: For the off-top!
Qqq: for the VDV!))

Wow, how good I am.
I read here everything you write, and in my head: "and I would feed..."and I would not be offended..."and I would laugh..."
I’ll go, I’ll put myself in the frame.

Dark: Blizzard helps to catch drug traffickers (news)
Dark: They don’t tolerate competition.

xxx: today in the weather forecast on TV said that in the morning will be zero breasts, and by evening will warm up twice
Question: What will the temperature be in the evening?

I watched hockey yesterday, for the first time in my life - Russia-Belarus. I don’t know the rules, but I look closely at the screen and automatically associate with football.
Look at, look at! This is an attack on the goalkeeper. There will be penalty.
There are no penalties in hockey.
The penalty?
There are no penalties in hockey.
Why are they cheating on each other?
Because in hockey, everyone often cheats each other.
I am beginning to like this game.

X: It is floating, the classmate! )))
Logoped in another window.

Do you want to sit on a diet?? to
Sit down, I am standing.

I walked through the park today and saw a sign on the tree: "Dolls - birds of peace, love and prosperity! Feed the pigeons and you will have peace, love and prosperity!!" And at the bottom of the pencil is signed: "Piggy"

Nurse Jessop Weilett managed to survive after the HMHS Britannic ship in 1916 exploded on a German mine, and the boat she sat in for evacuation was pulled under a rotating screw. Four years earlier, the same nurse was on board the Titanic — a ship of the same class and the same company — and also managed to survive. And in 1911, Weilett was on board the "oldest brother" of these two launches - "Olympic", when he collided with the cruiser "Hawk", although no one was injured in that accident.

O_o grandmother of a guy with dollars... so he has roots from England

British scientists are drawing

<Happy Birthday> to all of you!! to
<ZEK>: Greetings from the Annual
<casual> Good afternoon!
<Mi2>: Greetings to Anna...
<LamoSS>: Greetings to you!
<Style>: What are you! Only one of my names was written with the big letter. and :-*
<LamoSS>: From Which City Are You? and :)

After the last series of House, now I also put milk not in the door, but deep in the refrigerator.
Do you want the milk to be cold?
No shit, I’m afraid that Wilson will leave me.

There is good weather on the street, the sun is shining. You go, rejoice in the coming warmth, smile. Those who attend the meeting smile and deliberately take their eyes away. You understand that you look good, taste well dressed, and your smile likes girls. And you are struggling with yourself until the next fairy who came across, mysteriously smiling, will say to you, "Young man, your width has broken up."

X: Hello to you!
X: How is it?
U: It looks stupidly into the monitor and pretends to work.